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Happy Valentine's Day to you too!
by Duane M Weide
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Rated "R" by the Author.
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>This happens a lot too<

Dear Jenny,

Happy Valentine’s Day,

Got your letter,

Fuck you say,

Girl you better,

Pack your shit,

Before I get back,

You stupid bitch,

I’m out here,

Fighting this war,

You’re at home,

Racking my dough,

Obliging Sam,

In my bed,

Eating my food,

Giving him head,

Tell that man,

When I return,

He’s most definitely,

Going to burn,

All my crap,

Better be there,

Accounted for,

Better be square,

Got some nerve,

Playing my heart,

Deceitful schemers,

From the start,

One last thing,

For you honey,

You best have,

My fuckin’ money.

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