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Itsy Bitsy Cockroach
by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse

Tuesday, March 18, 2008
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Vickie's New Millennium Rewrite For Itsy Bitsy Spider ;)


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(ReWrite: The Itsy Bitsy Spider) 

 The Itsy Bitsy Cockroach

 

The Itsy Bitsy cockroach

climbed on my loaf of bread…

Out came my fork

and this is what he said,

Please don’t smash me

can’t we be friends instead?”

Then the itsy bitsy cockroach

climbed off my loaf of bread…

 

 

(Written: February 2nd, 2008 9:47 a/m)

Copyright© 2008 Vickie L. McColley

In Joy, In Peace, In Grace, In Harmony of Love

Embraced ~Embrassé

 

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Reviewed by D. Vaineo 7/26/2009
Vickie, I HATE cockroaches.
Deb
Reviewed by Robby Baby Poet of Amour 9/4/2008
:) Hey, I believe in not killing insects! LOL Seems you have a series perhaps of these rewrites of nursery rhymes. CUTE! I hope I find more of them at authors den here, if there are indeed some. Keep an eye on that bread...you'd not want to accidentally eat a cockroach! BLECH!

I find these nursery rewrites great fun! Nice job as always.
Robert M
Reviewed by Jill curry (Reader) 7/27/2008
lololo loved this cute poem
Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/18/2008
eeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwww;-)
Reviewed by Bernice Lakota 3/18/2008
This is such a fun poem!
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 3/18/2008
You are a humanitarian at heart Vickie, thanks for saving my life, I owe you one! ha Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 3/18/2008
They are cretures that have been around for more millions of years we can count after getting a headache doing so.
Do you eat soup with a fork? that's funny and weeeeeeeeird! ! !

Georg
Reviewed by Felix Perry 3/18/2008
Cute and glad to see your sense of humour is as acute as your passion for romance. Loved it.

hugs
Fee
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 3/18/2008
very funny!!!
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart 3/18/2008
Friendly cockroaches? LOL the rhyme and humor is great, even children would enjoy this one.



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