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Food, Fuel & Intimacy
by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse

Tuesday, November 10, 2009
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Reviewed by Dark Knight 8/4/2012
so if i see these signs in your state i will know i am near to where you live???LOL
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 11/12/2009
What a combination. lol, J'nia
Reviewed by neerja gandhi 11/11/2009
ooopss....some fun going on....didn't hit me exactly...great but.... Neerja
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 11/11/2009
too funny Vickie!
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Adult SUPERstore...and they said that size didn't matter!...LOL


Reviewed by Felix Perry 11/10/2009
Gotta love it, thanks for the mid week grin.
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader) 11/10/2009
Honestly, what more do you need on a Saturday night? Fill the tank, choke down a couple of Whoppers and rent some Swedish hard-core! Perfect!!
Reviewed by James Butler (Reader) 11/10/2009
I wonder if they give stamps?
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 11/10/2009
That's cute Vickie. Sounds like something Fred and I could go for food to fuel us for intimacy, Lol

Newfie Hugs, Rose

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