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Catch Phrases
by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
Thursday, November 18, 2010
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do they ever get caught...

I was going to write a poem but when I wrote
err...typed the word fragility
it all went south & not of the border

...is that borderline personality?

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
I find laughing at myself is the best medicine for the blues, and there is usually a lot of source material. Patrick
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Vickie, you are the clever lady with a pen my dear friend. "Butt muncher" is not a phrase familiar to me. However, "fragility walks with a stiff cane to merely crack you upside your head", is witty and a bit provocative at the same time. Ala Teddy Roosevelt's, "walk softly and carry a big stick". I bid you love and peace my dear fiend. Jon Michael
Reviewed by Gene Williamson
When my Dad used to get pissed off, he would say,
"Oh, the dog's hind leg.!" Always good for a laugh.
-gene.
Reviewed by Liana Margiva
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva
Reviewed by John Flanagan
Love the quirky wit and wisdom in these, Vickie.
You're on a roll here.

John
Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather
o.k, free gold paper is always cool!!! (are you making any christmas paper?)

Cute poem.
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Fun to read, Vickie. Love and Hugs,
Sheila
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
you know, the butt munching thing always looks better in the movies!! don't know who made it up, but it certainly went viral in a hurry. fragility with the stiff cane? pretty much every guy i know, running round like dogs with 2 cocks, rice paper for egos. sorry again for my insanity. hope you're laughing with, not at. i know i am. take care and have a great thanksgiving.
Reviewed by Chessly Nesci
Very cute Vickie! I agree we should laugh everyday...Laughter cures everything! Take care, ~Chessly
Reviewed by Ragno Donna
It was fun to read this clever writing.
Ciao,
Ragno
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Imaginative Creations Vickie~ you always spark a smile :)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Everyday, you should laugh

Indeed!
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Cute Vic and yes there are so many arcaic and inane sayings and phrases that we all tend to use without even considering their true meaning or where they came from. Well done.
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Reviewed by TONY NERONE
To laugh makes you happy says Buster Brown. He used to live in my shoes. What a breath of fresh air is this writing. I love everything about it.


Namaste with Love
Tony
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