Join (Free!) | Login  

     Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
   Services MarketPlace (Free to post!)
Where Authors and Readers come together!


Featured Authors:  WhiteWolfSpiritBear, iDanae Wilkin, iJay Onwukwe, iBarbara Henry, iMike Monahan, iPamela Ackerson, iStephen Lodge, i

  Home > Cultures > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Kathy (Aislin) Bailey

· Become a Fan
· Contact me
· Poetry
· Messages
· 33 Titles
· 243 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
Member Since: Before 2003

Kathy (Aislin) Bailey, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Popular Poetry (Cultures)
  1.  Our Self-Centered Society
  2.  Planet in Peril
  3.  My grandmother's time
  4.  Happy Paczki Day!
  5.  Standing the test of time..
  6.  Earth Day Blues
  7.  From the Mexican Border

She Wanted To Be A Diva
by Kathy (Aislin) Bailey

Thursday, September 19, 2002

Share   Print  Save   Become a Fan

Recent poems by Kathy (Aislin) Bailey
•  Day Of The Dark Prince
•  Forest Dance
•  Yule
•  Epiphany
•  A Time For Renewal
           >> View all 33

She wanted to be a Diva
But was a Drama Queen instead
She was gifted in so many things
But really stank in bed

She could surely tell a tale
Her poetry was quite sordid
But when she actually got called on it
Oi, the stores that were reported

The gent, hed be quite ready
Panting and excited
She would break out in a bulbous blotch
Without a way to hide it

She would shiver and shed shake
Her face would turn bright red
She wanted to be a Diva, poor thing
But was a drama queen instead.

Copyright Aislin 2002
All Rights Reserved

Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!

Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!

Reviewed by Sharon Williamson (Reader) 9/25/2002
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!TWICE!!! This is probably true for many.
Great treatment here.
Excellent write my friend,
I have missed you and your Sis too.
Reviewed by Lori Moore 9/19/2002
Very funny.
Reviewed by krissy 9/19/2002
ohhhhhh...beeeeaaaaatcch!!! 2 years i have been spinning tales of my prowess, ascertaining my status as vixen of verb, governor of sensual..and you just blew my cover! damn!! all that work!
you are a twisted sister!!!
hugs and love..and loads of giggles
Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us

Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.