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Poopin Dilemmas
by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Saturday, January 03, 2009
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We might as well laugh at something. Everyone have a great 2009!

I couldnít hold it any longer at the mall

the menís bathroom was 17 stores down the long wide hall

I was there with my pants half way down 0oops, it splattered all over the wall

If malls were good troopers

every store would have a pooper

Now ladies are very strong

they can hold one in very long

The powder room sounds of lots of running water

for fear of a big ears might spot her

Now I know no one would really care

if we all could just do it in the woods like a bear.

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Ron Axelson


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Reviewed by m j hollingshead
I'm for every store with~

well said

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Oh my,this is so cute are something sweet man..adoreable....stay safe and well..Hugss,much love to you..
Reviewed by William Bonilla
when you gatta go you gatta go

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Thanks for the smiles, Ron. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
This one comes too close...

Reviewed by jude forese
lol ... a good laugh goes a long way ...
Reviewed by E T Waldron
hahaha Ron you should carry a pooper scooper;-) it's really good to see you and your sketch is great!;-) Keep writing, you are missed!
have a smooooooooooooochin, New Year!
Reviewed by Rebecca Lerwill
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Where have you been, Ron? Missed you and your wicked humor.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
I know the feeling well, so now, I avoid malls and I mostly wander in the woods - makes life much easier!!

And Happy New Year to you, too.
Reviewed by Sheri Uy
Hahaha! Funny and sooo real. Thanks for the chuckles Ron.

Be well,
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
They do make depends for old guys like you now...;-) ed
Reviewed by Jon Willey
a truly delicate situation to be in -- embarassing with a great deal of physical discomfort -- Ron, your sense of humor has always been good -- in 2009 I don't see it decreasing one bit -- happy New Year my friend -- may peace,love and joy be always with you -- JMW
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Loved it you made me to smile and what is life if we can't laugh? I think we've all been in those situations...well maybe not quite, but close! Enjoyed Happy New Year my friend!
Blessings from Ky.
Joyce B.
Reviewed by Morning Star
Ron I'm glad you stared my year with a smile
on my face!
I always love reading your poetry
It always brightness my day
Excellent imagery and flow!!
Peace Love and Light...and hugsss...Morning Star
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Oh Ron I just knew you were going to make me laugh and smile through your words. Thank you for sharing, here's to the best of health & Happiness throughout 2009.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Sandie May Angel-Joyce
Hahaha!!!!! Ronnie, this is soooo funny!!!!

This one reminds me the time I worked at Customs in Terminal One at the airport, and one passenger got off the plane and waited in line at the Customs, but he probably had eaten the wrong food and couldn't wait to get to the washroom, he pooped right there and dropped down to the floor, and everyone behind him stepped on his poops.

When the people came into the office to tell us, I couldn't believe it!!!!! First time ever this had happened!!!!!

We called for the cleaning crew to come to scoop up the poo, and the cleaning lady was sick to her stomach, because the poops got stepped on and smashed all over the floor in many places by many people who were following behind this guy.

What a day that was!!!! We talked about this for many days that followed the incidence. People who go on vacation have to be careful of what they eat, being in foreign countries and foreign lands you might not be able to tolerate their water and their food, so we should always be cautious of what we eat.

Anyway, you poem reminds me of that incidence and I'm still laughing my head off. Thanks for the chuckle!!!

Happy New Year to You!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)
So true!!!!! I thought you were going to take this in a different direction, lol.. but it's so true...

Like a Bear,
In Spirit,
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Only you...and maybe me would do it in the!!

Gotta love YOU!!

Happy New Year Sweet pooper!!

Love Tinky
Reviewed by George Carroll
Been in that situation and barely found the mens room in time. LOL
Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta
lol yeah with all the baby boomers getting older we do need bathrooms in the stores in the malls! maybe the sales will go up!
Reviewed by Lynn Barry
THE RONSTER is BACK AT IT and you still got it, Love ya...CUZZ
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
A poopin' good write! *Sorry, couldn't resist* Poor you! Know I loves ya anyway! Happy New Year, my friend! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
LOL! Ron, a bit more than I needed to know. And not all women are that strong, trust me. Ask Karen. LOL Well done, Happy New Year, know you are loved - *smoooooooooooooooooooooooch*

(((HUGS))), Karla.
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