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Limericks for St. Paddy's Day 2010
by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Limericks for St. Paddy's Day 2010

There was a young man from Deluth
who had quite an aching tooth
the pain was so bad
to his gin he'd not add
ne'er bitters nor any vermouth

I met a young man from Tralee
who's voice caused many such glee
'til he choked on a bone
and lost his fine tone
now he skreeches like a banshee.

Never build a thatch roof overhead
it will surely house bugs that you dread
to insure a good sleep
sans itchings so deep
just add a tarp o'er your bed.

(thus began the need for canopy beds!)

There was a ewe from Braedutton
o'er the fields she would go a'struttin'
came a ram who got tangled
in the briars he got mangled
and on Sunday the family had mutton.


For Eileen a prayer we will all say
for successful surgery on Wednesday (17th)
we want her to see
our smiles of glee
When her poems return to D.A.

(Den Authors, that is; A.D[ee]. didn't rhyme with "ay" :o)

I wish a Happy St. Pat's Day
to One and ALL...


© Jackie (Micke) Jinks, St. Pat's Day 2010


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Reviewed by William Bonilla 3/20/2010
i enjoy limericks and your is great thanks for sharing
Hoping Eileen is recovering well...Happy St, paddy's day to you and peace to all on st. Paddy's day

Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/20/2010
What a surprise,seeing my name! So glad I didn't miss this, Micke! You are so creative,love these limericks! The surgery was a success,and I was amazed at how blind I had been;-) When i opened my eye I was amazed. Left eye is 4-14-2010;) I start packing next week,! Hope all is well with you. Thanks again dear friend, for your loving spirit, concernand prayers! Don't know when I'll get back to the den.

Reviewed by Nicole Weaver 3/18/2010
Very clever writing. Enjoyed reading it !
Reviewed by Andy Turner 3/17/2010
Wassup with Tiggs?
I guess you should go to limerick on limerick day.
I can nee say happy st p, st p, Happy St George's day.
Reviewed by JMS Bell 3/17/2010
Reviewed by Rose Rideout 3/17/2010
A Happy Paddy's day to you Jackie and what a wonderful way to start my day.....WITH SMILES. Thank you.

Newfie hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/17/2010
And a very Happy St. Paddy's Day to you, Micke!
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 3/17/2010
No snakes in the grass of Erin, happy St. Patrick Day!


Reviewed by neerja gandhi 3/16/2010
Reviewed by John Flanagan 3/16/2010
...and a very Happy St Patrick's Day to you, Micke.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray 3/16/2010
A most apt and timely offering, Micke. Happy St. Patrick's Day to you. Love and best wishes,


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