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Now I Know Why She's a Terrier
by Eileen Clemens Granfors
Friday, June 25, 2010
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I have not raised a terrier before. And this one is a shih-tzu mix. Ai yi yi!


Now I Know Why She's a Terrier

 

She looks like Alfalfa on a bad hair day.

She could out-wily Wile E Coyote.

Her roadrunner run would win the race,

I think the dog’s on LSD or peyote.

 

To watch her play in the kids’ water pool,

Fills an hour with our laughter,

To pick up the napkins, the t.p, the twigs,

Reminds us to be vigilant thereafter.

 

She harasses her sister, she jumps on the table,

She steals peach pits and the leaves from the tree,

Obedience training 101’s on the agenda soon,

Though the forms were shredded by the enrollee.

 

 

 

 

 



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Reviewed by JMS Bell 6/30/2010
I HEARD ABOUT THIS YOUNG LADY FROM PATRICK AND SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE IMPROVING AT ALL...BUT SHE 'GROWING' IN YOUR HEARTS, I CAN TELL. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS, LOVE, JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 6/27/2010
"...obedience training...???" start with tail waggling Patrick! (LOL)

Georg

Reviewed by Regis Auffray 6/26/2010
A delightful write, Eileen. Good luck with the obedience training (LOL!)
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 6/26/2010
She's no Shih Tzu. She's a terrorier. p
Reviewed by D Johnson 6/26/2010
Two thoughts; "Be afraid, be very afraid" and "I think you're going to need a bigger boad"

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 6/26/2010
LOL, way out loud. Our little "angel" has terrier in him and boy oh boy they live up to their name. We watched the Dog Whisperer and learned how to train him in just a couple of hours. Terriers are ratters by nature so they like to capture things and shake the s___out of them. He has about 25 toys and knows the name of each one and will fetch and kill it when asked to find it. lol. Oh and they are way smart too so we spell words we don't want him to react to. So much fun are they who try us to our wits end. Glad you are having fun. Hugs, J'nia
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 6/26/2010
Ho, Ho, Ho! Try a ferocious little Chihuahua next, or a rascally little rat terrier. I have both, and they keep me extremely busy! (And they terrorize my big dogs, too.)
Reviewed by Nicole Weaver 6/25/2010
Eileen,
How nice!
Nicole
Reviewed by Connie Faust 6/25/2010
She is a QT! Not only is she a Terrier; she's a Tear-ier, too.
I just love dogs, and good dog poems-this is a good one!
Connie
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 6/25/2010
This poem is adorable Eileen!!
and the photo!! lol how utterly precious & cute!
"No Mommy...I didn't do it!!" lol
Looks like she won the battle with Soft & Dry :)
Puppy Pawz
Vickie
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman 6/25/2010
I like this. Very, very funny! At least Kali doesn't eat the bottoms out of underpants.
Mark
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