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  20 Ways to Keep Your Wife as Your Lover
by Eileen Clemens Granfors
Friday, October 21, 2011
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Happy anniversary to us! How we've managed 22 years when we are such opposites is a testament to give-and-take. A short poem, with a nod to Paul Simon's inspiration.

20 Ways to Keep Your Wife Your Lover

Tell her she's the bomb, Tom.

It's not all about sex, Rex.

Plan a beach trip, Rip.

Let her sleep in, Flynn.

Give her more hugs, Lug.

Praise her good heart, Bart.

Strum in the swing, Bing.

She's not one of the boys, Troy.

Make-up some pet names, James.

Snuggle in the rain, Payne.

Listen to her songs, Phuong.

Watch a silly chick flick, Rick.

Leave your troubles at work, Merc.

Don't shout commands, Rand.

Open the door, Moore.

Bring home a rose, Mose.

Tell her a story, Corey.

Share fully your lives, Clive.

Trip the light fantastic, my dear Patrick.



Happy anniversary to us! Hoping for at least 22 more.


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Reviewed by Mary Elshaday 4/9/2014
So well written Eileen. This is every woman's desire in a man. Mary
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 11/6/2012
Giggle.....its easy to see you both share a very vital thing......a wonderful sense of humor! This brought a have a new fan!

Reviewed by Axilea MU 10/30/2011
I'm glad that you found the one! :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron 10/26/2011
This is a delight to read,very well done! Happy Anniversary,and many more to come!

Reviewed by pat medlin 10/24/2011
i guess this means patrick still whirls your furl...girl

congratulations you twose...pat
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 10/23/2011
lol. Happy Anniversary. Love it. Liz
Reviewed by D Johnson 10/22/2011
Congratulations and Happy Anniversary...great little write,
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/22/2011
Happy, Happy Anniversary to you both!

PS: I did pretty good on your 20 tips, especially Pet Names - I've given my spouse Mean Tall Woman a ton of those!
Reviewed by William Bonilla 10/21/2011
Happy anniversary to you both
Peace & Love To You both

Reviewed by Regis Auffray 10/21/2011
A sweet offering; well done, Eileen. Happy anniversary to you and to Patrick. Love and best wishes,


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Eileen Clemens Granfors

Some Rivers End on the Day of the Dead

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The Pinata-Maker's Daughter

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Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On

Sydney's Story


Stairs of Sand

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White Sheets

  1. Love With The Proper Person
  2. Thank You Baby For Loving Me
  3. Trusting others...
  4. The Crush
  5. You & I
  6. Life As I Now Know It
  7. Love This Side Of Heaven
  8. Tears
  9. Openings
  10. a forever that never arrived...
  11. Soulmates we'll always be...
  12. The Light on 83rd...
  13. Heart Hunting
  14. Unbalanced Relationship
  15. CREEP
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