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  Da Wizzuda Woids
by Kalikiano Kalei
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
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As a person who has long favored the sport of synchronised syntax swimming for most of my addled life, an interest in colloquial slang and 'pidgin' dialects just developed naturally. The following spontaneously came to life after a friend once asked me about one of my journalism mentors who used words as an obfuscative shield to hide behind, thus protecting his real (and only modestly talented) self from being revealed in all its pedestrian desultoriness. Whoda thunkit?! (PS: For some background on the real 'Wizzud', check out my blog entry titled 'Da Arda Gud Ritin').






Da Wizuda Woids


 

Dere once wuzza Wizud

Who dabbled in woids,

He slottahed his nouns

An’e moidered his voibs.

 

His knowledge wuz small

Butiz bullshit wuz great

An’e moidered da language

All ovah da place!

 

Dis wizud blew smoke

Lik ‘is pans wuz afire,

An da lengt ovis phrases

Wuzza ting ta desire.

 

Dat is until wun day

Wen sumwun got bright

And figgered his game out,

Thus endin’ is plight!
 
 
 
 




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Reviewed by Kathy Armijo 2/12/2008
Dis wuz mos nlitng. Too full of one's self makes for a really, really small circle of friends.

God bless you. Kathy
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU 2/10/2008

Outstanding historic-social linguistic lesson... "Da Wizzuda Woids" shines.

In admiration,

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by Axilea MU 2/10/2008
Apart from being very funny, your wizard makes me think of someone I met in another life. Oh how I ran for my (new)life! Narcissistic shields are very tricky and their bullshit (idealized self) can do anything to cover their underdeveloped, shame-ridden, true self.

Axilea

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