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Prints
by Richard J Kallao

Friday, September 18, 2009
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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original idea and poem.
thought we could use some humor .....

Printing can be fun and it is.But becareful what your prints don't fall into the wrong hands . I found out the hard way .Never give a stranger your prints it might end up on Hard Copy or Jerry Springer .

Be careful of your prints you never know who will see them .

Just never let Jerry see or you'll end up on stage talking about how many wives you slept with or even that blue canary you have .

I know canaries aren't blue but I knew one that fell into a bucket of blue paint .Ouch . Just be careful who you give your prints to .You might end up talking too Jerry Springer too .

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