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My Two Best Friends Now
by Richard J Kallao

Sunday, October 25, 2009
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My teeth are nearly gone oh my What will become of me now ? I wear glasses it's hard too see. What will become of me now ? My Skin is wrinkle I'm getting better.I'm just getting older that's all .

What will become of me now ? At least I won't have no more cavities and I'll never have to worry about getting  see a movie for free .I do not chew any more I spit now .

What will become of me now ? My only friends to I have now are my wife and tube of Ben Gay .

What will become of me now ?

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