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Smelly pie
by Jodi Lynn Hutton

Wednesday, May 08, 2002

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If my head was a pie,
I'd save a slice for you.
Perhaps you'll do the same
and try to grab a clue.

If your head was a pie,
what flavor would you choose?
The intellect within
depends on this news.

I would be apple,
the sweetest of all fruit.
Yours shall be mincemeat
and have the flavor of a boot.

Well, get up and start baking.
I hunger for your stench.
I know what you're thinking.
That girl is such a whench.

So, carry on as you will,
but try to be fair.
You musn't get angry because
your head smells of soiled underwear.

Just try to change the taste
from rotten to sweet.
You're better off with fruit
as opposed to stinky meat.

I know you can do it.
So, try to prove me wrong.
Awaken your senses
and quit puffing from the bong.


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Reviewed by melissa brown 5/8/2002
What exactly is going on in your head?!!? :)
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