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The Trumpeter
by Lavendar Jazz

Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Some people are too big for the picture.


The Trumpeter
Buy you a trumpet
so you can toot your own horn
join the band
make a harmonious sound
wait… you forgot your mouthpiece.
© 2008 Lavendar Jazz

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Reviewed by Michael Guy 5/23/2008
Yea! Some ARE forgetting their mouthpiece these days...Good Advice for a musician like me I guess: before you Toot you should check how you Hoot...! Very clever
Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins 5/17/2008
This is so cool!!!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 5/4/2008
Bulls eye!Love it!;-) ...ET
Reviewed by Michelle Mead 5/3/2008
:) Very original, loved it.
Reviewed by Jon Willey 5/3/2008
Great humor with a message. Jon Michael Willley
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson 5/2/2008
This is wonderful! I love the message!
Reviewed by Randall Barfield 5/1/2008
Ha! Thanks for the laugh. It's good. Cheers
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 5/1/2008
Wonderful just wonderful sweet lady...take care OK...HUgsss
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 5/1/2008
lol.....oppsie :)
as I must clean coffee off my screen ;)
Embraced ~ Embrassť
Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson 5/1/2008
Refreshing,, I like the message......M
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/1/2008
Quite Good!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 4/30/2008
lol. Already to blow up and no mouthpiece to get it done. Love it. Liz
Reviewed by Bernice Lakota 4/30/2008
This is wonderful!!!!! You are awesome, kep 'em coming!!!!
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 4/30/2008
Cute and brings along smiles and wisdom...

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Selene Skye 4/30/2008
Chuckles, delightful!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 4/30/2008
HOHO, this is great! Love it - spot on excellence, Lavendar!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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