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The Trumpeter
by Lavendar Jazz
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Some people are too big for the picture.


The Trumpeter
Buy you a trumpet
so you can toot your own horn
join the band
make a harmonious sound
wait… you forgot your mouthpiece.
© 2008 Lavendar Jazz

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Reviewed by Michael Guy
Yea! Some ARE forgetting their mouthpiece these days...Good Advice for a musician like me I guess: before you Toot you should check how you Hoot...! Very clever
Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
This is so cool!!!
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Bulls eye!Love it!;-) ...ET
Reviewed by Michelle Mead
:) Very original, loved it.
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Great humor with a message. Jon Michael Willley
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
This is wonderful! I love the message!
Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Ha! Thanks for the laugh. It's good. Cheers
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Wonderful just wonderful sweet lady...take care OK...HUgsss
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
lol.....oppsie :)
as I must clean coffee off my screen ;)
Embraced ~ Embrassť
Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson
Refreshing,, I like the message......M
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Quite Good!
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
lol. Already to blow up and no mouthpiece to get it done. Love it. Liz
Reviewed by Bernice Lakota
This is wonderful!!!!! You are awesome, kep 'em coming!!!!
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Cute and brings along smiles and wisdom...

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Selene Skye
Chuckles, delightful!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
HOHO, this is great! Love it - spot on excellence, Lavendar!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

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