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My Kitty ate my Gyroscope
by Linda Magruder
Thursday, March 06, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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What happens when your cat gets into your science toys


I’m just about to give up hope

My kitty ate my gyroscope!

Like a dervish he does spin

across the room and back again


Whirling, twirling like a top

I don’t think he will ever stop!

Gimbal, axis, rotor, string

Not a very tasty thing



Just what possessed my crazy cat

to swallow such a thing as that?

Whatever was his motivation,

he now defines feline rotation!






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Reviewed by Michelle Mead 3/9/2008
LOLOLOL!!!! I am a cat lover and this was soooooooo funny!! Thanks for the laugh!!
Reviewed by Boots Dorfman 3/7/2008
Top drawer whimsey. From one cat owner to another, they're all mad as hatters, and we need to get the word out with poems such as this. Bravo!
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