I’m just about to give up hope
My kitty ate my gyroscope!
Like a dervish he does spin
across the room and back again
Whirling, twirling like a top
I don’t think he will ever stop!
Gimbal, axis, rotor, string
Not a very tasty thing
Just what possessed my crazy cat
to swallow such a thing as that?
Whatever was his motivation,
he now defines feline rotation!