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Santa almighty! (sorry I meant god I get them confused a lot)
I knew that the god freaks would
Be upset maybe a bit pissed, but the amount of anger
Coming from a few of the non-freaks surprised me.
So that in mind I apologize whole heartedly
Which would be sincere if I had a heart.

Whether I believe in your fantasies or not it is my right as a
tax paying American to poke fun mean spirited at times
yes but fun never the less at your old world stick in the mud
bible love BULLSHIT.

1 lady gets inspired and writes some piece about god loving me and my head up my ass and everyone RAVES because it is exactly what you wanted to hear.
So the comeback was the poem ok im cool with it.
And your belief is based on faith
But you were taught faith at an early age or at a stage of rock bottom.
If you were never taught…well then who knows right?
But we don’t want to discuss that

another spouts off with the how dare you’s
and keep my lack of something or other to myself.
And all I can think of is a coffee shop or a poetry reading with a bunch of feminists sitting around guzzling caffeine with armpit hair longer than my pubes decked out in black and feeling angry cause they will never be understood.
Boohoo
There is a reason for that too

The god freaks I understand unfortunately the mother of my son is 1.
And if she has her way in 10 years the boy will be baptized and
Brainwashed but not in that order. So eventually I will be quieted cause u cant beat
the dynamic duo or the 8 armed thing, theyre far too cemented in and there are too many people who are unable
for whatever reason to question if it is legit
A thousand apologies for the 8 armed god with the fingers in the u know where
saying hi from heaven that was in poor taste
But for easter bunnies sake wake up already