IRONY WIT AND SARCASM
MET WITH RHYTHEM AND RHYME
IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US
THEY SIMULTANEOUSLY CHIMED
YOU HAVE TO GET BARE NAKED
AND GET YOUR SENSES PRIMED
OH SAID RHYME
YOU SOUND QUITE MUSICAL
BUT I AM NOT THAT WAY INCLINED
I AM SAID RHYTHEM
BUT IM APT TO BLOW YOUR MIND
WITH WHAT SAID IRONY
WITH A HELPING HAND ASKED SARCASM?
WITH HIS RHYTHEM STICK SAYS WIT
AND RHYME JUST CALLED IT TIME!
OH NO LAST ORDERS
CRIED SARCASM
IRONY WAS NOT IN THE LEAST SURPRISED
AND WIT PONDERED AND SLITHERED
AND HEARTILY DECLINED
THEIR OFFER OF METAPHORICAL LUST
AND IF MISS GRAMMAR WERE TEACHING
THE HEADMASTERS PREACHING
THEN WE ALL WOULD SCORE A-PLUS
BUT SINCE THE REPARTEE
HAD ADHD
THERE WAS NO DETENTION IN CLASS
SO THEY ALL GRADUATED
IN ENGLISH HISTORY
AND WERE REPLACED BY SLANG
WHAT A FARCE!
ANDICATS 5.AM POETRY CORNER (c)
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