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Wordiness...
by Andrea Jane Williams

Sunday, June 22, 2008
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A play with words

IRONY WIT AND SARCASM
MET WITH RHYTHEM AND RHYME
 
IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US
THEY SIMULTANEOUSLY CHIMED
 
YOU HAVE TO GET BARE NAKED
AND GET YOUR SENSES PRIMED
 
OH SAID RHYME
YOU SOUND QUITE MUSICAL
BUT I AM NOT THAT WAY INCLINED
 
I AM SAID RHYTHEM
BUT IM APT TO BLOW YOUR MIND
 
WITH WHAT SAID IRONY
WITH A HELPING HAND ASKED SARCASM?
WITH HIS RHYTHEM STICK SAYS WIT
 
AND RHYME JUST CALLED IT TIME!
 
OH NO LAST ORDERS
CRIED SARCASM
IRONY WAS NOT IN THE LEAST SURPRISED
AND WIT PONDERED AND SLITHERED
AND HEARTILY DECLINED
 
THEIR OFFER OF METAPHORICAL LUST
 
AND IF MISS GRAMMAR WERE TEACHING
THE HEADMASTERS PREACHING
 
THEN WE ALL WOULD SCORE A-PLUS
 
BUT SINCE THE REPARTEE
 
HAD ADHD
 
THERE WAS NO DETENTION IN CLASS
 
SO THEY ALL GRADUATED
 
IN ENGLISH HISTORY
  
AND WERE REPLACED BY SLANG
 
WHAT A FARCE!
 
ANDICATS 5.AM POETRY CORNER (c)
 
 

 

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 12/10/2014
Nicely done, Andrea; I appreciate your wit. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis
Reviewed by DAISY AANOIR 2/1/2009
Fabo Andrea.. give me some of that metophorical lust.. its the only type ill ever get! lol
Reviewed by Carin Spirit 1/27/2009
great write, I like your style.
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