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Books
· Carrboro Poetica

· Above and Below

· Spinning Straw: the Jeff Apple Story


Short Stories
· Scrawny Kid Clerked at Thrifty

· Euceless Laughs, Y O U Laugh {Capice?}

· This is Your Lucky Day by Euceless Liesalot

· Christmas Fax for da Broads in da Audience

· Flashing

· Owner Will Repair Kitchen Floor {flash humor}

· Courting Able


Articles
· Amnesty International Pressing for More Anti-Rape Legislation

· Bullying has no Place in a Democracy

· Calling Dr. Mengele, Calling Dr. Mengele

· Show and Tell by Karen Vanderlaan - Review

· Valley of the Shadow by Sybil Austin Skakle - Review

· Courage in Patience by Beth Fehlbaum -- a Review

· Heart Attack Symptoms Differ for Men and Women -- Read and Share!

· If you Have Been Kidnapped or Abducted --A Letter from Someone who Cares

· RICO for Kids - Help Missing Children, U.S.A.

· Reason to Celebrate! {re O N E's impact re suffering in Africa}


Poetry
· Listen to Your Muse, Then get up an' do Your Thing

· Poem an Inside Job

· Vicks, Flannel, and Great Expectations?

· Rumor January 19, two Thousand Thirteen

· Snow Night with Bird

· Gunned Down

· Shape Shifter

· Fought Tooth and Nail, I Know You {for Ellie}

· Night-Light

· We are Here to Tell You

         More poetry...
News
· Featured in Creative Thinkers International!

· Second Appearance in Leann Marshall's Sketch Notes

· New Appearance in The Yarn Spinner

· Bullying has no Place in a Democracy Featured at Creative Thinkers Intnl

· Poem to Appear in Sketchbook

· Poems to Appear in Sensations' 21st Century Issue

· In Richard Lee King's The Price of Freedom

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  Don't Ask
by Phyllis Jean Green
Saturday, July 09, 2011
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I wonder so much, I start wondering why
I'm wondering.  I can't even pry a cd
out of clear plastic,  and I practically die
Of thirst because bottle caps defy me.

Sometimes I can find an answer in a manual
if it's written in the language that I speak,
but it makes me doubt I'm a higher animal
when even that might as well be Greek.

Those are little things,  everyone tells me,
but what about the definition of pi,
or why Jello won't gel for me,
and cheap phone service is so high?!!

I wonder why people bother to tackle
Big Questions like why husbands don’t talk.
I don't  know whether to buy spackle
or that foundation Ellen DeGeneres hawks.

Leave it to brighter bulbs to make a sport
of digging deep. Who has time for all that?
I need to know why my arms got so short
and there are all those calories in fat.  

Isn’t that I am shallow.  Well, maybe a little.
To be honest,  I don’t see a lot of demand
for erudite Q-an'-A type stuff.  Life’s a riddle.
Always that way.  What’s to understand?

The thing is, there’s at least a slight chance
I will find out  how to get a zipper unstuck
and how to get Two Left Feet there to dance.
Learn to text fast-??   Wish me luck!

 

 

                     (c)  Phyllis Jean Green,  7/2011


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Reviewed by Richard King
Phyllis, I just read your poem - CAREFUL O S H A - then stumbled onto this one, which I must have missed earlier. You're really on a roll girl, love it, thanks Dick
Reviewed by Regis Schilken
Love your poem. Makes me feel right at home. Isn't it amazing how many little tasks seem so difficult. I remember geting irate because I could not get the lid of a pill bottle.

My daughter said, "Here, let me try."

So she did aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, the lid came right off!

rege schilken
Reviewed by Sheila Roy
So REAL, Phyllis. Read with a smile on:)
Sheila
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
LOL Brilliant, Pea, glad to know I'm not alone. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by JMS Bell
I CAN'T BEGIN TO TELL YOU WHAT A COMFORT IT IS TO KNOW THAT...I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!(SMILE). THANKS FOR SHARING THIS KIND OF 'TERRIFIC STUFF' THAT I'VE COME TO EXPECT FROM YOU. GOD BLESS. LOVE & FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by Jon Willey
Pea, no beating about the bush with you. You recognized what is important and set out to reaffirm what really matters. It keeps me in a state of semi permanent fervor dealing with all of the stuff I consider worthless minutia. Sealed plastic bubble packs drive me near bonkers attempting to finesse open without totally destroying in my impatience. In my younger days I never felt, maxed out. Now day to day stuff, works me over. I bid you love and peace my dear friend. Jon Michael
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
fun--and too real for me as well!
Reviewed by Kate Burnside
you're singin my song, Pea!! I became techno-not-just-phobe-but-senile yonks' ago and am already luxuriating in the excuse of elderly statesmanship. My all-too-brief fling with sensible and responsible adulthood has already become a non-existant memory. All your marbles and skills present to craft this Hymn To The Hopeless, though! :)) Bless you, Kate xx
Reviewed by jude forese
clever, Phyllis ... a humorous statement on some present day frustrations ...
Reviewed by John Flanagan
Pea,
You've covered it,
that's it..oh god i am
one of the lost ones and proud of it.

John
Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather
very good......enjoyed. ~ Morgan
Reviewed by Debby & Gordon Rosenberg
Ditto Tony....teeny, tiny letters. Me no Text, it's faster to just call on the phone! Enjoyed the expression, got me smiling...Good Luck!
Reviewed by D. Vegas
Phyllis, You are beautiful...another great write which we all have
experienced!
Always,
Deborah
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Absolutely playful and clever, Phyllis!!!
Blessings,
Christine
Reviewed by D Johnson
forget texting, and btw, those plastic wrappers on cd's are all part of a govt. conspiracy to dumb us down as far as our little minds will take us. Oh yeah...loved your poem/lament/angst/etc.

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by TONY NERONE
A lot of luck to You Dear Lady on the texting. Those keys are so small you need a magnifier to see them. Excellent piece of writing, Phyllis.
Peace
Tony
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
"I wonder so much, I start wondering why
I'm wondering..." :)
There's a world out there morphing into everything I regard as alien! I know the feeling...I have trouble seeing the little letters, and I wonder what messages I'm really sending! LOL!
Loved it!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by neerja gandhi
here am i..texting...nice write, and yes, life's a riddle, and who says husbands don't talk !???? Some jabber flabber...
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
You left out;

Why is it that you always have to fart when you get into a crowded elevator?

Texting fast? Well I ain't never even figured out how to text anything slow.

So good luck. Patrick

Ps. Husbands don't talk because it interferes with the operation of the TV remote control....see texting comment above.
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