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The Beastie of Belmont United Church
by Dot A. Sale

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The Beastie of Belmont United Church

Thereís a beastie in our house
The house of the Lord;
A wee little beastie
We can all ill afford.

We donít mind the ghost
He does us no harm,
But the wee little beastie
Showers us with alarm.

Belfries should have bats,
But ours has a raccoon
And when he gets testy,
Our ceiling is a-swoon.

Heís chewed out huge holes
That gets bigger each day
And throws this and that
Down the pews in disarray.

Thereís a beastie in our house,
The house of the Lord;
A wee little beastie
So Iím never bored.

I clean up all his messes
Getting it readied for church,
But oh how Iíd love to
Put him in the lurch.

His door has been found
To this house of the Lord,
But the beastie isnít gone yet
That we can all ill afford.

Sadly, just after this was written, the raccoon was found dead in the trap and buried accordingly.

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