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  Delicate Subject Here: PG Rated
by Mark M Lichterman
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Women, or those easily offended,
delicate subject here, so go away!
Thanks for the inspiration... You know who I mean.
Wonder how many men will respond to this leaving their name.

                Delicate Subject Here


For us becoming older.

Specifically for us men that are becoming older.

More specifically for us men that are older.

Women, or those easily offended,

delicate subject here!

So, if easily offended,

simply put,

go away!


Always one to appreciate girls and,

when no longer a boy,

to this day,

always one to appreciate women,

always one to desire women,

I had thought,

with older age my appreciation,

my desire would diminish but,


though doing all not to be obvious,

my head still turns,

and my eyes still follow

causing this older...

causing this old man to believe,

to truly believe that this old man will always,

will always, until coins are placed upon

my no longer seeing eyes,  

this old man will always appreciate,

will always desire,

even though...


though “things” no longer work

as once they had...


Which brings me to the “delicate subject here.”

The delicate subject most women will never know

unless informed by one of the opposite sex,

most women will never know how men,

how most old men miss...

Call it what you will, guys:

“A woody!”

“A hard-on!”

“ A boner!”

“An erection!”

Women will never know how old men,

how most of us old men

miss awakening in the morning without:

“A woody!”

“A hard-on!”

“ A Boner!”

“An erection!”


Sorry, “delicate subject here.”

but for you old guys,

for some of you old guys,

I just wanted you to know

you ain’t alone!





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Reviewed by Georg Mateos 10/12/2009
First, your poem came out with some strange fonts. I copy and pasted it and twisted the text onto Times New Roman fonts so I could read.
Second, you call it offensive to ladies? ain't meet any "trucker-wimen" yet? Do you think they don't have other funny names for that deflatable pecker of yours? Man...on what planet you pitched your teepee?!
Then, and please don't think the word bragging, cos it ain't, some of us old geezers don't need no blue pill, we just think of our hands on our gal's skin and you can rise the flag. (Charlie Chapling was one of us!)
Now, be a good boy, take your pill and call your doctor if after four know...


Reviewed by Richard Orey 10/11/2009
Let me tell you upfront, Mark, I know exactly what you mean. But one thing that has enabled me to continue to enjoy my former activity with only minor change is my treadmill. Daily. In good measure. Oh, hell, I'm working that thing to pieces! And my improved physical conditioning and robust circulation system is target-specific as well as whole-body enhanced.

So know that rugged exercise and an interested lover can be great rejuvinators. (My doctor still runs marathons. He tells me, "I know all about age disabilities. And I'm never going to stop running." He's made me a believer.)

Okay. So we all think we've got miracle advice. The best of everything in life, though, is owning a loving relationship with a person whom you admire and respect. Every season it becomes more treasured.

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 10/11/2009
Simply Put: You Don't Need VIAGRA All You Need Is Sexy Chick To Turn You On...


ME, TRASK I Somehow Made It To 18 But Never Got Past 23...

Kids In My Hole In Wall (Other Places I've Been) Relate To Me As Kool, Caring Good Person Who Tells Them 1ST:

Go to School Get An (Your Education) Is More Important Than F--king Off,Screwen Chicks,Smoken Dope, Doing Stupid Shit,i.e. Gangs...

They Tell Me I'm Really Smart, Intelligent,i.e. I Say How In Hell Do You Think I Made It Here Thus Far In Life!?

I Got An Education...

As You Think So You Become Exactly That Which You Think,i.e.OLD!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 10/11/2009
Oh, i still awaken with that problem(?) it just isn't as necessary for me to deal with it as it used to be.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/11/2009
Great write, Mark; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader) 10/11/2009
As the song goes, don't know what you've got until it's gone! Nicely done Mark.

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