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  Solar Powered Sex Machine
by Mark M Lichterman
Tuesday, May 01, 2012
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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Yeah, I know it's a repeat, but it is a cold (for southern California) cloudy and rather dull day, so, at least in my opinion, a bit of humor.


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 Solar Powered Sex Machine

                         

                               by

              Mark M. Lichterman

 

                       

In this era of living green,

the dumbest ad I'd ever seen,

for "A Solar Powered Sex Machine."

 

Coming onto my computer screen

the funniest thing I've ever seen:

"A Solar Powered Sex Machine."

 

For one twenty-nine-ninety-nine

have wonderful sex of any kind.

 

On sunny days you will find,

guaranteed one real hot time.

 

Warning, though, on cloudy days,

you may have to come in other ways.

 

Man or woman, older girl or boy,

washable latex you will enjoy.

 

A large-size penis you can buy,

or a vagina slip on you may try.

if male, female please signify

or one of each, you may buy.

 

Battery control for enjoyable pitch,

for pumping or suction throw the switch

 

Coming across my computer screen

the dumbest ad I've ever seen:

In this era of living green,

“A Solar Powered Sex Machine”?

 

Through the many years

I find it so funny,

when what we had to use

was the Energizer Bunny.

 

 

 ©May 1, 2012 / Mark M. Lichterman

 

 


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 5/3/2012
So that's what the Easter Bunny is all about! Nothing like solar power to get your heat on.

Love it!

Ron
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 5/2/2012
Given the cloud cover here the past couple of days I'm guessing you had to resort to manual techniques. Patrick
Reviewed by Laura Fall 5/2/2012
Oh my what will be thought of next A interesting and great write indeed my friend Laura
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 5/2/2012
Hahahahaha! Wouldn't work very well around here in the winter time when we don't see much of the sun...giggle....

Anna
Reviewed by Tom Hyland 5/2/2012
YOU PROBABLY SAVE A FORTUNE, AVOIDING THE 'BUNNY' ?

Reviewed by Kenny Baez 5/1/2012
Here comes the sun, indeed. What will they think of next?

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