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Zoloft with Ham on Rye
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Welcome to Depression Cafe.

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as of your arrival.

Your choices are limited:

Torment Salad with Prozak Vinagrette
Leaves of Melancholy
Roots of Despair with a dash of Disassociation
Chopped Depression tossed in a black bowl of Self Doubt
Criticism Cake with Rejection icing....

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Address complaints to your mother and father who will promptly return them unopened.
Outbursts of anguish will not be tolerated.

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Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
L O V E it ~!!! SO clever. . .well-thought out. . .image rich and
. . .all in a few exquisitely chosen words. ENCORE! ENCORE!!
'Pea' <3
Reviewed by Janet Bellinger
A wonderful ironic comment on our "Must Be Positive" society. No depression allowed.
Reviewed by Alex Nodopaka
or Prozac
or kish me back
or is it quiche me...
i'd rather be
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Cleverly constructed, Tova; and to me, very meaningful. Thank you. Love and peace to you. Regis
Reviewed by Patricia Gomes
Your choices are limited:

Your credit check found you noncreditible.

Outbursts of anguish will not be tolerated. / We are not responsible.

Chalk those up to lines I wish I'd written first ... fabulous!

Reviewed by The Smoking Poet
Tova, this kind of depression actually made me laugh. Bad?

Then again...
Reviewed by Cynth'ya
I too have visited a few "romance restaurants" where I posted my own "going out of business" signs. LOL

Very creative way to depict deadbeat relationships!

blessin's, Tova, I love stuff like this!
cynth'ya lewis reed
Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
And don't forget to sample the ham and zoloft on rye!
Reviewed by jude forese
excellent black humor!
Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)
This is great! I'd love to give this to someone at work! (She complains a lot).
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Tova, good to see you posting, you are not on that often, but when you are, you are forever kicking with this neat one, I love it, I am sending this around to a few others I know in the den if you don't mind it is so cool! Peace thru Humor, Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by Vicky Jeter
Hi Tova
Haven't connected with you in a while. The symbolic associations in this are sooo powerful. Congrats to you, my friend. Vicky
Reviewed by Larry Rochelle
Quite the cool and psychological cafe. Reminds me of THE EAGLES' song, HOTEL CALIFORNIA.
Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg
LOL - this is great! I'd like to print a 1,000 and hand them out to every complainer - starting with myself! Thanks.
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