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Improbable Pleasantries
by Steve Rylor

Saturday, June 15, 2002

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Can I get you something?
Water, juice,
coffee perhaps....

Chair comfy?
Budget constraints you know....

What's that?
Of course you may go to the latrine. In a few moments though, I suspect the need will pass....

Why, you're shivering!
Draft, no doubt....

Here, let me daub those cold beads from your brow. There now, better....?

Oh! I see it's time....

I do hope you've enjoyed our little chat as much as I...

Oh, by the way...

The lights will dim momentarily,
but don't be alarmed,
that happens from time to time...



Okay, Warden, throw the switch!


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