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The birthday of Wife
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The author recommends to all husband not to forget the birthday of their wives.


The Birthday of Wife
What? Forgotten the birthday of your wife!

Be prepared for reprisals and strikes,

Don't expect her sweet company anymore,

Only hard looks and frayed tempers are in your store.

Forgotten your official assignment,

or did not send your new consignment.

Your business life is out of alignment,

But for all this,

you can not be given the punishment of confinement.

Why have you not purchased a beautiful birthday gift?

A costly diamond or platinum jewelry set,

Your wife is not going to forgive you for this blunder,

Until you confess your mistake and get ready to surrender.

Want to lead a happy married life,

Develop intuition to read her at first sight,

Mark her birthday in red on your mental board,

Or else be ready to face her antagonistic roar.
Copyright ©2008  Suresh Chander Sharma


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