The baby's almost two years and he's a camper
When he visits his grandma and great grandma
he begins to scamper
He always has his bag packed with things
and pampers
His grandma says Maxi Great Scottie
Stop wearing and bringing the pampers and
ask Daddie for a pottie,
That's the place for your little knotties
Then the baby looks at his great grandma
with his bib all spotty
When his great grandma gives him a kiss
he does his baby karate