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Hey There Santa
by Sherry Gail Heim
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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Hey There Santa

 

Hey there Santa

You wooly guy

Drive your sleigh

Down from the sky

I've got some cocoa

Some cookies too

And a Few more surprises

In store for you


I've had this fantasy

For so many years

Of you under my tree

My feet tickling your ears

Your fuzzy suit

Tossed in a pile

As you rock my world

And I make you smile


Come down my chimney

Santa If you dare

I'll be waiting by my tree

In my underwear

A see-through bra

And a lacy thong

Trust me Santa

It's where you belong


You can leave my presents

Up in your sleigh

'Cause when it comes to giving

I've got a better way

I'm snuggly and cozy

Hotter than a fire

And I know how to quench

Your manly desire


So though I've been naughty

Don't skip my place

Mrs. Claus won't know

So there's no disgrace

When I'm done with you

I'll send you on your way

But will you have enough strength

To still guide your sleigh?

 

Sherry Gail Heim

December 24, 2008

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Reviewed by Barbara Terry
LOL sis, you really know how to turn the juices on. I wonder though in curiosity, just what would Santa actually do? LOL. A sweet, erotic, sensual, and heartfelt write. Thank you for sharing, and a happy new year to you and yours.

May the Lord Jesus bless you, and those whom you love and who love you, and be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth & ((((((((((MANY WONDERFUL SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), your little sister, Barbie
Reviewed by Michelle Mead
LOL, this was fun
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Wow! turn off the heat, we don't need it with this steamy poem
heating up our den!Great write Sherry, I think EdM has a good idea, I'd love to see photos of this action!;-)lol!

Have a blessed and Happy New Year,
Love,
Eileen
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Lucky Santa! Delightful, Sherry. Merry Christmas to you with my best wishes of love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
I had this lump of coal, didn't know what to do with it. Think I'll just compress it into something shiny and be right over!

In San Titty
Reviewed by jude forese
naughty & nice ;) have a happy holiday season, Sherry ...
Reviewed by Felix Perry
HO HO HO HO HO...Santa Fee is punching in the coordinates on his GPS and just put the sled into overdrive, keep the home fires burning and slide down the banister to heat up my night lunch...I'm on my way.
Hugs
Santa Fee
Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
This is an enjoyable and entertaining poem.I enjoy reading it,take care and Merry Christmas

Edwin
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
I want to be a fly on the wall tonight at your place & with a camera too...wonder what I could get for those pics...;-) Ed
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
don't think ole Santa will be able to turn down YOUR offer!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
What do you make a bet, Santa may be late delivering presents after visiting your house ... WOW. No lumps of coal for YOU, Sherry!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
You naughty little girl, Sherry!! For shame!! LOL Oooh, you are sooo bad! But this is so good; thanks for the laugh!

MERRY CHRISTmas to you and yours; may God bless you always!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
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