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The Tuscan Trilogy, The Twilight Years
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In this third book of The Tuscan Trilogy is recounted what happens during the last years of Dame Rosa Lonsdale's life at her Tuscan home. the Castello di Bacchiano, and t..  
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Water Safety
by Bob Hicks
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Don't screw

in a canoe.

It's a much too risky thing to do.

Might tip...

possibly flip.

Then you'd be in an awful stew.

What was in would be out

and there isn't any doubt

what was out would be in... the cold blue sea!

So keep this in mind

when you're thinking, 'BEHIND!'

The sand

is a grand

place to be.

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Reviewed by John Banasiewicz Jr 7/29/2004
well. think even if canoe flips i will take my chance in water. sand can be worse for sure.
funny write and got a laugh here
Reviewed by ya mama (Reader) 7/27/2004
nice! lol!
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 7/26/2004
The sand maybe grand,
Though a place to be quite rough,
Especially to do the horizontal mambo,
Better at the edge of the sea,
The beach can then be a veritable potpourri...

Peace thru Humor, Ed & rufuz

Reviewed by Sandie Angel 7/25/2004
Interesting poem and interesting perception.

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