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Au Contrere
by Potato of Terror

Monday, July 01, 2002

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I'm totally, conversley, diametrically opposed
to anyone asserting what is foolishly supposed
in completely, truly, utterly and indubitably
pointless contradiction of opinions held by me.

I shall walk in through the out door any time that I may please
or wear pinstripes with polka dots and skate pads on my knees
and people may point out this is intrinsically insane
but I shall simply disagree and do it all again.

To those who give a swift retort, I shall give three more
and tangle them with reasoning that straps them to the floor
and they may beg to differ, while still I disagree
for I am simply perfectly unanimous with me.

© The Potato of Terror, 30/7/99

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Reviewed by A PAX 10/3/2004
Reviewed by C.S. Snow (Reader) 9/28/2003
RUBBISH!!!!! I hated it! Twas truly awful!
I have NEVER read ANYTHING so repulsive!
Reviewed by Richard Vallance (Reader) 9/15/2003
Very very very very very very witty, my ditty!

BTW, dearest POT, have you linked the September 2003 Val Rev to your AD?

Muchos luvos!

la tomate

Reviewed by Thomas Mutchler 5/8/2003
a fun read :-)

Reviewed by Josie Wootten 7/2/2002
actually brilliant
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