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Trailer Trash
by Lara Croft
Tuesday, July 09, 2002

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Do you think you can really
Tell me what to do?
And just because you have a dick
(And not even a good one)
You have some kind of power over me?
I've found that a dildo works just as well
And I've trained the dog
To get my beer out of the fridge
You're paycheck was, at best
At worst, nonexistant
And I see no reason to support
Your lazy ass
When I'm thinking MY ass
Deserves a lot better
Let's not even discuss the way
You tried to grope my little sister
Out behind the "Honky Tonk"
Where you were spending
Your unreliable paycheck
Trying to get underage girls drunk
And me?
Well I was playing bingo
Trying to bring home some bread
(Which I know I'll never see
Unless I hide half of it
Like I sometimes do)
But my point is
Since I trained the dog
I really don't need you anymore
And since I bought a dildo
I've discovered that your dick
Isn't really worth that title
And after we appear on Jerry Springer
You'll never see my ass again.

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Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader) 1/23/2003
I'm just so glad that the line "I trained my dog" was followed by "to get my beer"
You had me worried there for a second.
Reviewed by Rhonda Baumgardner 10/17/2002
I live in a mobile home, it's a nice one too. I'm definitly not trailer trash though! I see the picture you were trying to paint here though. Did you really take him to Springer? I wonder if I saw that one..LOL
Reviewed by Miranda Prather (Reader) 7/22/2002
ok, i give you a nine, not because i think it's rude or your background. who give a fuck about those things? you get the 9 coz there's no attention to the overall form of the poem it just dribbles out into the world. now maybe that was your form, but for this reader it didn't work. i did appreciate some of the images you painted though.
Reviewed by Sue Hess 7/9/2002
ok, i admit you can talk some shit...sounds good and flows well, but i'll bet u r really some rich little girl who learned about trailer trash watching old movies on tv when daddy grounded you...
Reviewed by Krista Epps 7/9/2002
I like it but it's a little rude
Reviewed by Ed Lupinacci (Reader) 7/9/2002
wow really bad vibrations here
and no im not talking about the dildo
Reviewed by Josephine Bohen 7/9/2002
i gotta start watching springer!
Reviewed by Sandie Angel 7/9/2002
Wow!!!!! This is deep!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o) / May Lu $*_*$
Reviewed by John Reilly (Reader) 7/9/2002
Baby taking him on jerry springer is fuked up
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