Mr Failure: Much Ado About The Iraqi SHOE!
My adieu with much ado
I could boo boo boo
Iraqis coo coo coo
Afghanis I do I do I do
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I feel like a meek ewe
On Saddam and now me, this missile flew
I say, glue the goo
It has wonderful hue
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Throw And Duck game, we imbue
All Muslims, Christians and Jew
I know, I will know, I knew
Excuse me; I have to go to loo
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About this historic event, I moo
Och aye the noo
Funny but Size 10 was long overdue
Don’t pooh-pooh this poo
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Now, to play shoe games, people queue
Price increase of shoes in review
Inflation is over, I love this Iraqi shoe
Which the journo accurately threw
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It missed me, I wish it was untrue
America in new light, now world will view
I wonder, now me no one will woo
Neither Iraqis, Afghanis or Mr Xu
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Merry Xmas, Happy New Year – yahoo!
Welcome, welcome to the Bush zoo