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Jamie Blond, 007
by Marcus_ Aurelius
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To Putin with love
From Jamie Blond,(Double-Blow Seven)

For Queen and Country Jamie!



With an old peasant's tractor

Chernobyl's reactor

Was reduced to rubble one night,

Blond had left him, lip swollen

His new tractor stolen

With little remorse for his plight!

Shooting flames licked Blond's arse*

And the landscape burned sparse

It seemed just the ghastliest scene

Watching Russians glow red

She cried "Fuck this!" and fled,

Thinking "Why do they all look so mean?!"

Later pinned to the wall

In the Kremlin's great hall

The firing squad's aim was quite steady

Now our Blond she thought fast

Thinking her time had passed,

She sung "Cougar's me name, call me Freddy"

"Jason made me!" she squeeled

So the judges repealed

Her shooting for 2 years in jail,

She was back making jibes

As Q plied them with bribes

For a blowjob she got out on bail.





"Me name's Blond mate! Jamie Fuck'n Blond!"


Copyright Marcus-Aurelius Preposterous 2008




(American version!) arse and sparse just don't go.
Shooting flames licked Blond's ass*

As she sat and smoked grass..... 













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Reviewed by Sara Coslett
I like your sense of humor. From title to poem to signature. Spot on! ~ Sara
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