With an old peasant's tractor
Was reduced to rubble one night,
Blond had left him, lip swollen
His new tractor stolen
With little remorse for his plight!
Shooting flames licked Blond's arse*
And the landscape burned sparse
It seemed just the ghastliest scene
Watching Russians glow red
She cried "Fuck this!" and fled,
Thinking "Why do they all look so mean?!"
Later pinned to the wall
In the Kremlin's great hall
The firing squad's aim was quite steady
Now our Blond she thought fast
Thinking her time had passed,
She sung "Cougar's me name, call me Freddy"
"Jason made me!" she squeeled
So the judges repealed
Her shooting for 2 years in jail,
She was back making jibes
As Q plied them with bribes
For a blowjob she got out on bail. ;-)
"Me name's Blond mate! Jamie Fuck'n Blond!"
Copyright Marcus-Aurelius Preposterous 2008
(American version!) arse and sparse just don't go.
Shooting flames licked Blond's ass*
As she sat and smoked grass.....