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Gumby Lost in Space--???????
by Gumby G Pokey

Thursday, September 12, 2002

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Betty, Wonder, Neptune and Minx
My new found attention I fear to jinx
So off In my ship I did sail
Hoping good judgment would prevail

I thought of all the fun to be had
When my reactor started going mad
The ship started to sway and twist
Into a distant planets mist

I crashed on a planet unknown
My engines were completely blown
Started walking to find some help
When something grabbed me with a yelp

He was tall as tall can be
Stretching poor little Gumby
My legs like a wishbone he did split
Until my manhood fell off leaving just a slit

He prodded, poked and pawed me so
Pain surged into my area below
He put me in a bird size cage
Leaving me only with inner rage

This is now my tragic plight
Just because of my impulsive flight
I tried to avoid choosing only one
And now I am the object of HIS fun

What is to become of me now
Will I be stuck with this stupid cow
He looks like a dirty old man
I just wonder about his future plan

If ever I get out of this mess
I will probably be wearing a dress
Where is that glue gun when you need it
Or do any of you really give a sh..




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Poor little Gumby couldn't take the stress
of upsetting one of my beloved friends











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Reviewed by Victor Jensen 10/3/2002
Good poem, Good science fiction story also.
Reviewed by Jeanette Foresta 9/22/2002
I'd say, "make a commitment already!"
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader) 9/22/2002
I love your world. Did I tell you I was a Psychotherapist? Rates are good.

<still laughing> ~E
Reviewed by Peter Adotey Addo 9/20/2002
Very enjoyable ..made me laugh...good poem
Reviewed by Melissa Rives 9/19/2002
Poor little fellow...how about plastic...or should I say clay surgery!
Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook 9/18/2002
Emasculated in the prime of life. Poor Gumby. Oh, well. Good thing he's flexible.
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik 9/17/2002
Your manhood came off? pain 'down below'? your story is full of pain and woe.. why, then, in the pic do you grin? is it because you've taken it on the chin? good grief green gumby.. you ARE a good sport!! tehe.. your adventures continue to amuse and amaze.. eat your heart out, Indiana Jones! katy. (smile).
Reviewed by R Kimberley 9/17/2002
Hilarious! Very witty!
I *think* you may have a typo in this line?
"He put my in a bird size cage"
Should this say me?
Very funny, off to read part two. :)
(Thanks for your review, by the way)
Reviewed by Jenni Kalicharan 9/12/2002
FOTFLMAO!!!!!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 9/12/2002
See what happens when you guys get a harem...I have no sympathy for you gumby...you can't be satisfied with just one goo...boohoo...
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader) 9/12/2002
Ouch! the wishbone split....Now that's gotta hurt..:| Fun write...Thanks, Dani
Reviewed by Linda Hill 9/12/2002
Poor Gumby....
You will find a way~
Tomorrows got to be
a better day.
Make a key as Marilyn
tells you ~
Escape my green friend
and win back Goo!
Reviewed by Sailor Neptune 9/12/2002
Gumby your lime will fade
S----- I gave her a pile
of green playdough
to practice on in bite size
pieces... You said you wanted to play yet
all you do is run away..
If your tire out there in space Just yell Phoenix and I will succlently suck you back into this orbit
and home... Like I said if you feel anything stroking you it is me.....Till later Gumby..
I need to find someone big enough to toy with
By the way as a child I use to suck on your foot you smiled...
Phoenix Minx
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray 9/12/2002
Oh no poor Gumby. Get an imprint of the key on the bottom of your foot. Use aluminum foil to make the key...escape!
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