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Ray wrote about the picture created by Ed
But if I had my way his hair would be red
I would dress him in a tux that fit like a glove
Giving him a better chance of finding love

How dapper he would look in his new attire
As he makes all the women perspire
The oooo and Ahhhh would soon flow
Hoping a chance for him to know

Lines would start at the tip of the moon
Of suitors ready for him to swoon
Panties and bras would be thrown his way
Every single night and day

His smile would deepen his heart would mend
As soon as he learned like me to bend
But instead he sits with color auras abound
Hoping true love is soon to be found

My advice to you oh! Sire Ray
Is get away from Ed right away
Gumby is the toy of choice
Like riding in a green Rolls Royce

Woman would love to honk your horn
And you would thank the day you were born
So let Gumby show you the way to a woman’s heart
And you will be cruising from the very start.