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An Entirely Objective Self-Portrait
by Katy L Walsvik
Monday, May 16, 2005
Rated "G" by the Author.
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With the soul of humility... (grin)

Stunning all with my ravishing beauty,
Men all bow, they feel it’s their duty.
My legs would rival Betty Grable’s.
My flowing blonde mane is the stuff of fables.

They compare my face to Helen of Troy
Though I’m a Viking, not a Greek.
It is often said, behind closed doors,
Compared to me, Aphrodite’s a geek!

My teeth are so white they glow in the dark
I can light candles with my personal ‘spark’
I once had Einstein over for tea.
He was relatively pleasant. They all are with me.

My mantel holds a Loving Cup
I got it just for showing up.
I should mention my eyes are as blue as the sky
On a fair April morning and I NEVER lie.

(Nevermind the bio pic.. I masquerade as a 5' tall little blonde woman who giggles).  

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Reviewed by Tami Ryan 10/9/2005
Gawd, I sure have missed reading you! Thanks so much for the giggles, my friend.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 5/17/2005
Mirror mirror on the wall,
is Katy the fairest of them all?

Must make me an old troll.

And the truth has set you freeeeeeee.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 5/17/2005
In the scheme of things, a wit counts more than a bit. ;-)

Reviewed by Roger Ochs 5/17/2005
"We will worship Aphrodite
She wears that see-through nightie
She's always sweet but flighty
And it's good enough for me" - Gimmie That Old Time Religion (Pete Seegar)
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 5/17/2005

No matter what you look like, you'll always be all right by me. :) You sound positively divine! :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

EXCELLENT write! And keep giggling!
Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci 5/17/2005

As always, you bring a smile! This is wonderful, especially
the Aphrodite line. You keep the world on their toes!
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 5/17/2005
This one is so good. You had me laughing and giggling like a schoolgirl through it all. Isn't it wonderful what a mirror will do, and mirrors never lie. That is why mine sees a cross between the young Clint Eastwood and the young Paul Newman staring back at me. I have no peers. Just like you. We ourta meet!
Reviewed by Paul Williams 5/17/2005
Well you've lit my candles Katy lol, and I believe you...It's good to giggle lol.

Reviewed by Nordette Adams 5/17/2005
You too, gurlfriend! And we go to the same salon. ROFL Loved this. It's the first poem I chose to comment on today. Hehehe. ~~Nordette
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/17/2005
You are extremely honest, too! AND LOL at Eddie M!!
Reviewed by George Carroll 5/17/2005
You described the perfect woman, in a smooth flowing, delightfully funny, poetic gem. And I bet it fits you to a tee.
Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® 5/17/2005
LOLOLOL ... you're the Queen of Comedy Katy!

Reviewed by Kate Burnside 5/17/2005
... and I'm your brunette double, Hon!!

I was daggone cheated last night... me server went down just as I had penned this BRILL review, so I'm posting it AGAIN, it probably will do on this page just as well as your Funny Bones one!:)

Coughing as an eight-year old with fear of damaged lung
the sage old doctor eyed me as the sheets I hid among
Stethoscope upon my back he anxiously applied
"If you're looking for my chest" I said,
"it's round the other side!"
Doctor, though, sure knew the score -
with babies and the rest -
I've ended up with shoulder blades
that are bigger than my breasts!

... Alas, all too true!

Now, to be serious, I just wish I had a BOOK of your reviews: they are better than my GD poetry (and I NEVER blaspheme...!!) I swear, if we don't get to meet up sometime soon I am gonna bust a gut! You are something else, Katy, and I luv you to bits. And it aint just because I want to hang with me lil Marilyn Monroe so we can get a load of all the Bobby Kennedys out there... You're just knock out, Lady...10, 9, 8, 7... s'no good. I'm just gonna lie here alllllllll day! Could you just move your feet a bit.. Ta. :))
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/16/2005
And your voice that of a 12 year old, before puberty...LOL! So tell me Katy what was your "objective" here...? ;) Ed
Reviewed by Sherry Heim 5/16/2005
There's nothing wrong with your self-image, Katy! You forgot to mention the part about being so damned humble..LOL! This is very cute, made me laugh out loud.
Take care,
Reviewed by jude forese 5/16/2005

I can light candles with my personal ‘spark’

now this is objective ;)
Reviewed by E T Waldron 5/16/2005
Katy your beauty is beyond compare as is your poetry!
The "ahem" in my poem, I almost said I have Katyitis;-)
Something everyone should have;-)


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