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Heaven's Bar and Grill
by Katy L Walsvik
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Rated "G" by the Author.
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For the great Carlin

Don't believe the rumor
That in heaven there's no beer
I stopped by only yesterday
There's more up there than here!

While Elvis sipped on Heinikin's
Jim Morrison drank Bud
Joplin ordered Guinness
(That stuff is dark as mud!)

The poker game was heating up
With Hendrix set to deal
His drink of choice was Miller Lite
(He drank at every meal.)

Ed Sullivan was drinking Schlitz!
(No one at his table.)
Damned Hitler bragged about the blitz
To a very drunk Clark Gable.

I noticed in the corner
Richard Nixon drinking ale
While Pat (who wore her nice cloth coat)
Threw up into a pail.

Belushi had a keg of draft
He didnt know the brand
But turned the spigot on full blast
And drank it from his hand.

Eventually I realized
This must be in my head
I'd love a beer in heaven
But I'll wait until Im dead! 




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Reviewed by Charlie 7/2/2008
Not a drinking bard--but I drink my Betsy's milk with the best of 'em! Kate sent me over to scout you out. You're welcome in my den any time. Let me know when you'll be coming, and I'll bake you a cake of a poem... --Charlie
Reviewed by Kate Burnside 6/26/2008
Well, dar gawn it... I wondered why they's all bin gawn such a loooooooooooooonnnnnnng time.... And you with, them, Darlin.... KATY!!! HIGH FIVE!!!! Where in the hell... heaven you bin????? Just to see your name flash up on me small corner was enough to suddenly make my eyes flash on red alert!! She's back!!! And, as ever, killing me softly with such drunk-inducing sweet, sweet comment.... Right back atya, Kiddo. I see you have in no way lost your magic touch and magic humour... Mine's definitely a Tetleys... and not the T-bags neither... Pat and Janis look like they could do with a bit of a facilitator in their corner... Good to see you again, Hon... and you gotta meet Charlie... Ever since she showed up at the AD saloon, I've said to meself... Charlie's gotta meet Katy.... go see what I mean... xxxx
Reviewed by Roger Ochs 6/25/2008
Delightful and playful despite skipping such old fav's as Ballantine's, Piels, Schaefer, and Molson.

Katy is such a frail
She will not guzzle ale
But she'll knock down a beer
And give a Norse cheer
While spinning a helluva tale.
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip 6/25/2008
Wow! You've gone prolific on us. LOL Funny stuff, Katy. Good concept. Everyone sitting around having a beer. Heaven is a great topic. And beer's good almost anywhere. I wrote a poem about heaven too. In case you missed it, here is the link:
Love and {{{{{{hugs}}}}}},
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 6/24/2008
Cute, very imaginative and well written...

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 6/24/2008
Sounds more like Hell's Kitchen...;-). cute and creative, Katy.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/24/2008
If Hitler made it into heaven
Surely they will take me then

I happen to know Jimi & I like drugs
None of us in Heaven have yet to like hugs

Now Belushi I know likes beer balls
At least in heaven we haven't got last calls...Ed & Rufuz
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat 6/24/2008
This was hilarious! Kudos to your wonderful imagination.

Reviewed by George Carroll 6/24/2008
Your sense of humor can't be topped.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 6/24/2008
hahaha katy, you are such a treat!;-) Guess I'll have to look for another heaven yours sounds too much like here;-)!...ET
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 6/24/2008
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 6/24/2008

This reminds me of that polka - In Heaven There Is No Beer - but now I know otherwise. :) Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Felix Perry 6/24/2008
Love this one Katy and that's my kind of heaven.

Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU 6/24/2008
"Heaven's Bar and Grill" flows and sways wit-wise and wonderful.

The idea here is close to the best information on the subject universally known as BEER. It was conceived and made for mass consumption by the Commanders that colonized the Earth, and it was the first fermented drink given to clones on Earth by the Commanders-Cloners.

I salute You, Sublime Poet.

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
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