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The Killing of 7
by A Serviceable Villain

Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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'He nixes them out with a bug swatter'

Summer’s morning – thread maker feeling groovy

Along comes a non-queen to slide her jib, “$Home

cooking!”  “Hey non-pigeon, you look whipped up”

“Yeah man!”  “You can $lay your racket here.”


The thread maker then asked her for a ruff helping

of jelly, to spread on his wheat; but first, had to lay

some threads on a zoot suit – seven winged pests

show up to feast on the Earl of sandwich.


He nixes them out with a bug swatter – “No use doing

the Heimlich Maneuver!”  Stitches up a banner – ‘The

Killing of 7’; “This is really the mezz,” decides to lock up

with the outside world; cuts the cheese.


Meets up with a 50 foot Jeff who asks the thread maker

if he’s seen a square named Jack; “Neigho, pops;” “Hey

cut rate, I don’t like your attitude!”  How would like me to

toss you into my mouth to meet my crumb crushers?”


The thread maker does a Gulliver on the giant – all this

is being watched by the king’s daughter; “My, you’re

quite the jitterbug;”  “Let’s split for my righteous dome

and do some  lovin’ under the lily whites!”


“I’m hip killer-diller, knock me a kiss;” and she does – “That

was kopasetic dutchess!”  They get hitched ‘cause she’s

got a nice frame and lots of bread; have one son and name

him David – all live happily ever after, except for Goliath.


‘2009’ RLS

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Reviewed by J'nia Fowler 2/27/2009
Another winner here. Hugs, J'nia
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse 2/26/2009
This was a really fun poem to read & also the recite was fun too
Let me know what you think :)
It Is In My Articles Section :) with your title :)
Groovy Babe....
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 2/26/2009
This was truly Kopasetic!
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK 2/25/2009
Hitched I Love It-Keep Em Comen...

Reviewed by John Flanagan 2/25/2009
It's the idiomatic fluency that carries this poem, uniquely you in thought, humour and effortless it's wonderful.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 2/25/2009
Just fantastic and what a tale! Have you ever considered doing script writing......

Be always safe,
Reviewed by E T Waldron 2/25/2009
The great sense of idiom you have makes your humor
an extra pleasure to enjoy, Lance!Thanks for sharing!

Reviewed by George Carroll 2/25/2009
Humor is needed these troubling days. Thanks
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 2/25/2009
Delightfully entertaining!!

Thank you Sir Lance_A_Lot!!

Love Tinka $*!*$
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 2/25/2009
You are too much, you know that?? Perfect; well done, Lance! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 2/25/2009
ROTF, once again, Lance. You definately know how to slay your readers with deadly (accurate) humor. Well done!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Bonnie May 2/25/2009
Delightful to read this fantastically written poem...told a wild tale and left us feeling sorry for the giant...Poor Goliath...Once again Lance, you've created a winner. lOve and hugs, Bonnie
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