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recipe for a socially desirable animal, black comedy
by Tarek Ali Hassan

Friday, September 26, 2003

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recipe for a socially desirable animal
where and when? That is the question

A touch of the theatre of the absurd


sleep

eat

talk

cry



pants dry

pen wet

head clean

button your fly



in the hall

off the grass

off the hedge

smiling dry



keep left

keep right

keep chewing

mouth closed

keep off

wear shoes

watch a screen

always agree

play ball

keep a thigh


no entry

no exit

no turning

no burning

don't touch

don't budge

don't smudge

eat fudge

little Margaret Fry


diagnoal

fragonal

hexapentagonal

cheat your children

eat your father

kill your mother

shoot your brother

die

Mozart and Osiris
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Reviewed by Jim Dunlap 10/21/2003
Whew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reviewed by Amy Blakeley (Reader) 9/29/2003
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Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader) 9/28/2003
loved this style
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 9/27/2003
simple, but yet so profound~ excellent write, tarek! :D (((HUGS))) and love, your friend in america, karen lynn.
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya 9/27/2003
Dear Friend Tarek,

You have painted a picture with your words my dear friend....Again you have showed us all your poetic perfection....wonderful work...a true delight to read....cheers...love n luck....BHUWAN
Reviewed by E T Waldron 9/26/2003
You painted quite a picture, a true Dali;-)Enjoyed this satire, Tarek
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen 9/26/2003
:) Wonderfully droll, Tarek. Quantifies our Now.
Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry 9/26/2003
cute and black
comedy

that last stanza
i could've done without
but nonetheless

a fun interpretation of
life's rythmn

thanks, d.
Reviewed by Helga Ross 9/26/2003
"black comedy"

Well, you sure tickled my funny bone!
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