I'm a guess-ology expert and somewhat uncouth.
I'm smart as witch hazel -- and that is the truth.
I'm out of the game 'cause I used up my youth.
I occasionally mumble and sometimes I preach
I've even spent time trying to teach.
But fame and fortune I find hard to reach.
Adios, farewell, it's been a good game.
May historians some day remember my name.
Henry Lefevre
Author of "A Spoonful of Humor"