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by Edward Phillips

Friday, August 31, 2012
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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to Kurt and Kellen


You’re off to far places
For an affair of the heart
To discover yourselves
And make a fresh start.
That’s such a long journey
‘neath African skies
To kiss and to cuddle
Or to win the grand prize.
The prize of course
As everyone knows
Is a soft little spot
To toss all your clothes.
And run free as the breeze
And roll ‘round in the grass
Just one little boy
And a cute little lass.
Now I’m all about smoochin’
And lovin’ and such
So if you need a few lessons
I don’t charge very much.
I’ll do it for free
Just send me your ticket
That would be yours, Kurt
And please do not lick it.
Cause the world loves a lover
And it’s so easy to see
You’re out of your league
Yeah, I’ve got the key.
So when the moon is full
High over the Atlantic
And you gaze to the distance
And you’re feeling romantic.
Remember my offer
My secret is spinach
That’s why they all love me
I’m good to the finish.

Bon voyage!
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Reviewed by T Jett (Reader) 9/1/2012
Such a delightful read this poem that brought me a laugh!
Reviewed by Edward Phillips 8/31/2012
I was goint to end with "Well, kenya, kenya?" but couldn't think of anything that rhymes with kenya.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull 8/31/2012
Shades of “Way Down in Africa” or “Out of Africa.” Reads like you are trying to get a little bit of that loving yourself! ;-) Anyway, a romantic poem, I think, that you have written quite well.


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