Well I went to the bar one night

Just to have a beer.

Had to sit at a table to drink

Bar was too crowded to get near.

Right across from me was this lady,

Blond hair and blue eyes.

She was sitting by herself,

No other girls or guys.

She looked my way and winked-

What's a fellow to do?

I raised my glass with a smile,

And she raised hers too.

She came over and sat by me,

As close as close can be.

She whispered in my ear,

And planted a kiss on me.

I felt her tongue on my lips

Searching for  mine to lick.

By now I had a yearning

And it was as hard as a brick.

With the dawn I gave a yawn,

The night went by so quick.

I wondered where the blond had gone,

As I needed another lick.

I found a note upon my desk

A simple word,  goodbye.

Never did know her name,

But I missed her, with a sigh.