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Wine and Cheese for the Creek Cave Poetry Recital
by Ann Scarborough
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Sophistication for a Cavern Soirée

Wine and cheese, the foods of love’s lesson

But only if your nose is full of congestion

A wine to compliment each cheese but one

A slice of bread to cleanse the palate


A fine Champagne to accompany the brie

Smoked Gouda requires a fine Riesling

Mozzarella, Ricotta, and Parmesan need a fine Chianti

Cabernet to suit the Camembert

Just good strong beer for the Limburger please


The Stilton Blue would love a Tawny Port or a little Sherry to support

And Bardolino mates well with Asiago

Sauvignon Blanc is just fine for the Cheddar, Sharp

Could someone give me a hand getting up?

My head is spinning just a bit.


So many wines! So many cheeses!

PeeWee Ed how many cases did you stock?

Never mind that, how much have I drunk?

If someone could, would, should, stop the cave from spinning!


A delicate hiccup from the lips

Oh my! I think I may have had too much

Wine and cheese at the Creek Cave Poetry Recital

Please make the cave stop spinning!

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Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
I'll second Southern women must take care...Lady J
Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Better watch out! Them Eds will slip a mickey in yore wine and afore Ya know what happen you'll be doin THE ALLEY OOP-OOP-PA-DOOP! LOVE YA! Sissy
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
You a wine-connoisseur no less, and the world of cheese, I am impress, as for the room dancing a fast polka with me.
Reviewed by Patricia Bankhead (Reader)
All this talk about cheese has made me
Cute write...enjoyed reading.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
This is so lovely filled with cheese, wine and love, well maybe just a little bit too much wine. Happens to be one of my favorite foods too, especially with bread and coffee in the morning. Love the write....

Be safe,
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
I have decided to pack my cheetah outfit for the Festival and I heading your way. . . hope your all still fightin' off those cavemen with the assorted razors! I hate sipping wine and eating cheese with a draft going on!
. . .and I'll be damned if they think I'm willing! I've designed a women's club, I'll show you the different styles when i get there. . .I think you'll like the one with the diamondheads!
Love and Peace~
Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Cheese and wine
to make thee whine
add a strawberry
and all will be merry.

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
No such thing as too much of that! Ha ha.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Fantastic! I'll keep it as a ref for what goes with what!Thanks;-)!

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
This too is pretty cheezy Annie.
Cheeze Louise........

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Whine is the only kind served at cave for cheese we only eat American sliced thin...;) Ed
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Hmnnn will Anne I think you may just need a break from the hair and cheese party so come on for a little walk up to my penthouse cave and I will give you somthing more solid for your tummy... lol

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
We'll get a very friendly cave dweller to escort you to the Plush Cave Powder Room - but please keep your eyes closed while in there - don't want to scare you out of the recital!

And I think we'll make you an Honorable Judge of the Hopefully Many Other Finely Ripened Cheese Poems that are Entered - you sound like quite an expert. It Ain't Easy, Bein Cheesy!
Reviewed by David Perry
I just got a contact buzz. Can I crash on your cave-sofa?
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
I'd like to help you Sissy but I've fallen down and I can't get up!
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Too much wine and cheese will leave you whining! Love this, Annie. Well done! And hope you feel better soon.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :D
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