Wine and cheese, the foods of love’s lesson
But only if your nose is full of congestion
A wine to compliment each cheese but one
A slice of bread to cleanse the palate
A fine Champagne to accompany the brie
Smoked Gouda requires a fine Riesling
Mozzarella, Ricotta, and Parmesan need a fine Chianti
Cabernet to suit the Camembert
Just good strong beer for the Limburger please
The Stilton Blue would love a Tawny Port or a little Sherry to support
And Bardolino mates well with Asiago
Sauvignon Blanc is just fine for the Cheddar, Sharp
Could someone give me a hand getting up?
My head is spinning just a bit.
So many wines! So many cheeses!
PeeWee Ed how many cases did you stock?
Never mind that, how much have I drunk?
If someone could, would, should, stop the cave from spinning!
A delicate hiccup from the lips
Oh my! I think I may have had too much
Wine and cheese at the Creek Cave Poetry Recital
Please make the cave stop spinning!