For Rent…Christmas Angel for Shoveling Snow…
by Ed Matlack
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Rated "G" by the Author.
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So he has only one minor quirk,
He is not naked to be a jerk,
Shoveling snow in the buff is his holiday perk,
Wears does he as you can see, a permanent vertical smirk…
His feet they stay dry & kinda warm,
He shovels throughout any kind of storm,
He does not do this to perform,
You’ve got to admit, he really has great form…
So if you need your walk of snow cleaned,
He really is an angel, not a naked fiend,
So many steps this year he did shovel,
At the end fo the day he returns to his own snow-covered hovel…J
© ed J 12/16/07
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| Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green |
12/24/2007 |
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LOL LOL LOL . . .started t'say "unreal," but. . .dude's a mite
too real. Still, if he'll shovel snow. . .hmmmmm. Any other services
he offers? Ho-ho's all thru the new year, 'Pea'xOx |
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| Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot |
12/20/2007 |
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Wot a shame it dosent snow here!!!
However is he for rent on the end of a firehose?? It's our fire season!
HEHEHE
Chezza |
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| Reviewed by Regis Auffray |
12/19/2007 |
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Thank you for sharing your wit and humor (humour in Canada) Love and peace to you,
Regis |
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| Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader) |
12/18/2007 |
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| cute one today. Lady J |
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| Reviewed by Ronald Hull |
12/17/2007 |
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What does he do with a full moon?
Ron |
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| Reviewed by E T Waldron |
12/17/2007 |
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If this were really you I would be hysterical with laughter;-) As it is I'll be smiling all day;-) LOL
ET |
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| Reviewed by Tinka Boukes |
12/17/2007 |
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look who got his wings...congratz to yoy Edity!!
Love Evil sTinky |
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| Reviewed by Mr. Ed |
12/17/2007 |
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So the Jersey Devil, er - Angel, is once again shoveling walks for extra change?! How much are you charging these days???!!!
PS Is that another rash on your butt, Bro??? |
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| Reviewed by Tom Hyland |
12/16/2007 |
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NICE.......... WINGS!
YOU GIVE 'CRACK' A WHOLE NEW MEANING!
ALTHOUGH THEY ARE NOT VISIBLE - THANK GOD! -
YOU GOT SOME BIG BRASS BALLS!
AND...YOU ARE UNDOUBTEDLY ... NUTS!
IF THIS IS ANY HINT OF WHAT'S IN HEAVEN.... THINK I'LL PASS!
TK
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| Reviewed by Christine Alwin |
12/16/2007 |
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Oh my,,, I will rent this Snow Angel,,, send him my way,,,
Christine |
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| Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner |
12/16/2007 |
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Poor guy! Why didn't you let him put on some CLOTHES, fer Pete's sake???
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. |
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| Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER |
12/16/2007 |
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| As usual Ed, you're showing the best side of you! Now I ask, can you fly, if you can, come on up here we've got plenty of the stuff, it should'nt be hard for you to fly under the radar ha! come in the buff if you want, we have a sauna to heat your extremeties etc,,,as you can see you cracked me up, of course with a picture like that, what you expect. Bless you little snow fairy! Jasmin Horst |
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| Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado |
12/16/2007 |
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It's a wonder he hasn't turned blue by now, shoveling all those driveways! BRRR! Makes ME cold just thinkin' about it! My!
(((HUGS)))and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)
Try to stay warm and be careful out there! |
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