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Will work for Sex...
by Ed Matlack
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Don't anybody tell Rene about this, my new business...;-) e


 

 

Ain’t got no job,

Causes me to sob,

Ain’t either a snob,

Will work for sex,

Can do anything,

If it ain’t too complex…

 

Bored I sometimes get,

Self sex doesn’t pay,

Eventually after me,

They will come with a net,

If you want I will put my body,

On permanent display,

That should scare the kiddies,

That don’t practice sex that’s safe…

 

Promiscuous you may call me,

Or call me loose a slut or whore,

You can trust, with me life won’t be a bore,

And you won’t have to worry about the fact that you snore…

 

© ed ;-) 2/18/09

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
From out of the bowels of the AD archives it's ...it's ....Oh Lord it is. Two years hence and no takers. There is a reason for that. cuz p
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Putting Rufus to stud will probably earn you more.

Who is that chick?

Ron
Reviewed by 000 000
ED, I am afraid you are going to starve to death...and be broke forever. LOL
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
lol. OH, Ed. You are so funny. Liz
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Ma always said you'd get your operation, one day. Congrats, Bro - er, I mean Sis, and Good LUCK!!!

PS If you start makin lots of money, don't forget your two dear brothers at Christmas!
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
this is indeed, too funny!!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Yer a mess, Eddie Boy; too funny! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Tom Hyland
U GOT TO BE KIDDIN' US!

WHAT WOMAN IN HER RIGHT MIND WOULD PAY FOR THAT BOD?

U'D MAKE MORE MONEY WITH A SIGN SAYIN' -

"PEE-WEE & EDVARD WILL MATCH YOUR DONATIONS JUST
TO GET ME OFF THE STREET AND OUT OF SIGHT!"

AND I AM TELLIN' RENE ---- TK ...
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Some dame you turn out to be, I had no idea, well one never knows, does one, I suggest you take that pornography off, before your elder brother slaps you aside the head, I dare say though, you cut a lovely figure. You'll be rolling in doe soon friend! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Gene Williamson
You gotta love a guy who loves his work. -gene.
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
OMG! don't let PeeWee read this one, he gonna rat you to Ma and you gonna make acquittance with Mr birch-branch...again! Ouch!

Georg

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Woo hoo, if you decide to franchise this out let me know for I need a new job as well.

Fee
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Oh, dear Ed!! Thanks much for your humor! I've worried about you with some of your dark poetry, but your true, sun-shiny self comes through in this one. Keep that smile, and your sign-boards dry...
Blessings and Love - Micke
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Cute one Ed and I love Georg's response, not all guys feel that way. I won't rat to Rene on you HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Some don't have to work for sex they only work at it. Thanks Ed for a smile.

Newfie hugs, Rose
Reviewed by richard cederberg
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...

Poor woman. Wearing a cardboard bikini must be tough. And that dude checking out her dinner rolls - obviously not a gentleman!

And did you know that dope and alcohol and fornicating darkens the soul? Eventually the chestnuts wither up to raisins, the meat piston flops like a rubber band, the eyes get crossed, and you begin to stutter chronically. Then when you hobble down the street like Chester in Gunsmoke, because of the onset of a host of colorful STD's rotting your brain, everybody points at you and says: "I knew that dude when ..."
Reviewed by Linda Law
Oh my goodness...this wasn't what I expected...and altho the poem is cute.... I really enjoyed the responses best! Regis and Walt especially...these are still making me laugh....but oh so true...hehe... hugs, lindalaw
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Ah, my friend; you have the gift of making people look at themselves and laugh. I mean that as a compliment. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Dude, we all have to work for sex!!
When I was married, I thought foreplay was two days of begging.

Walt
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
ROTF laughing too hard to review! I want to work, but not THAT desperate!!!!! Ed, you kill me. Thanks for my laugh of the day!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
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