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I got the Munchies...
by Ed Matlack
Monday, March 09, 2009
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At the top of the list,

Chocolate candy,

Then sweet & sour,

Soft & chewy,

Caramel gooeyness,

Do ya get my gist…



Next level down,

Ice cream & bar-b-cue chips,

French onion & nacho dips,

Not to forget cherry soda(pop),

Or chocolate milk,

All of the above could make a heart stop…


Oh, but what a way to go,

Muscles for pallbearers will have to grow,

Even if ya don’t die, in a wind you will never over blow,

When ya got the munchies, all above may into your stomach go, though…



© ed ;-) 3/9/09

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Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Lay off the wacky weed, and you wont get the munchies so much hehe.
:) Ch'erie
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
lol. You must have been at the grocery store with me. First food group is chocolate. lol. Love it. Liz
Reviewed by Dale Clark
lol ah yes, 'all above may into your stomach go, though...'
Reviewed by E T Waldron
hahaha better you than me bro ed!;-) I just developed
an addiction for cheez-its. I can't stop eating them;-)
Hope I get over it soon don't know how big i'll get,,,heehee

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Don't eat sweets. My weakness? Chips! Pretzels! Anything starchy. LOL Just be careful, 'hear?

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Oh my,Now I got the MUNCHIES...yummy..good stuff...have a wonderful and safe day dear man..Hugss
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
But Sweet & Sour Chips must not be forgotten, washed down with cold Coors (of course!) So, you have sweet tooth? Ma never got one of those, but I will ask her, I copied the list above so she can tell which...if any. ha ha ha ha ha


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Glad to see you didn't include kitty cats on your Munchies List, you Jersey Devil, you.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
I don't get the munchies that often; if I do, I eat a piece of cheese or a banana, or maybe some yogurt. Whatever's available. LOL (Try to eat healthy; but I do drink a lot of soda pop. No, not good for me, but at least I don't smoke or drink! LOL Or eat sweets!) Cute write, hope your hunger pains are slaked soon!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Eat an Eskimo Pie for me, 'kay?? *grins*
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Hope they are sugarless
because that is all I am allowed it eat
and in partions at that
Peace Brother

Reviewed by larry linville
Had my share of munchies. I guess that's one reason I'm diabetic. Another reason is that I chose the wrong ancestors.
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