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I got the Munchies...
by Ed Matlack
Monday, March 09, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.
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At the top of the list,

Chocolate candy,

Then sweet & sour,

Soft & chewy,

Caramel gooeyness,

Do ya get my gist…



Next level down,

Ice cream & bar-b-cue chips,

French onion & nacho dips,

Not to forget cherry soda(pop),

Or chocolate milk,

All of the above could make a heart stop…


Oh, but what a way to go,

Muscles for pallbearers will have to grow,

Even if ya don’t die, in a wind you will never over blow,

When ya got the munchies, all above may into your stomach go, though…



© ed ;-) 3/9/09

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Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot 3/18/2009
Lay off the wacky weed, and you wont get the munchies so much hehe.
:) Ch'erie
Reviewed by Elizabeth Price 3/10/2009
lol. You must have been at the grocery store with me. First food group is chocolate. lol. Love it. Liz
Reviewed by Dale Clark 3/10/2009
lol ah yes, 'all above may into your stomach go, though...'
Reviewed by E T Waldron 3/10/2009
hahaha better you than me bro ed!;-) I just developed
an addiction for cheez-its. I can't stop eating them;-)
Hope I get over it soon don't know how big i'll get,,,heehee

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 3/10/2009
Don't eat sweets. My weakness? Chips! Pretzels! Anything starchy. LOL Just be careful, 'hear?

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 3/10/2009
Oh my,Now I got the MUNCHIES...yummy..good stuff...have a wonderful and safe day dear man..Hugss
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 3/10/2009
But Sweet & Sour Chips must not be forgotten, washed down with cold Coors (of course!) So, you have sweet tooth? Ma never got one of those, but I will ask her, I copied the list above so she can tell which...if any. ha ha ha ha ha


Reviewed by Mr. Ed 3/10/2009
Glad to see you didn't include kitty cats on your Munchies List, you Jersey Devil, you.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 3/10/2009
I don't get the munchies that often; if I do, I eat a piece of cheese or a banana, or maybe some yogurt. Whatever's available. LOL (Try to eat healthy; but I do drink a lot of soda pop. No, not good for me, but at least I don't smoke or drink! LOL Or eat sweets!) Cute write, hope your hunger pains are slaked soon!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Eat an Eskimo Pie for me, 'kay?? *grins*
Reviewed by William Bonilla 3/9/2009
Hope they are sugarless
because that is all I am allowed it eat
and in partions at that
Peace Brother

Reviewed by larry linville 3/9/2009
Had my share of munchies. I guess that's one reason I'm diabetic. Another reason is that I chose the wrong ancestors.

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