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Dentist - Brilliant!!!
by Tinka Boukes
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
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Dentist - Brilliant!!!


 A chap from Pretoria phones a dentist to enquire about the cost for a
 tooth
 extraction.

 "R85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.

 "Bliksem R85!!! Didn't you got anyfink cheaper?"

 "That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

"What about if you jus didn't can like to use any anaesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock R15 off.

"What about if you jus use one of your dentist trainees and still wiffout
 an anaesthetic?"

 "I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the
 price

 

would drop to R40".

 "How about if you makes it a training session, and one of your students
 can like to do the extraction wiff the other students watching and learning?"

 "It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "but it's going to
 be
 very traumatic so I'll charge you R5."

 "Now you talking bro! It's a deal," said the Afrikaner. "Can you confirm
 an appointment for my wife next Tuesday then?"

By: Have no Clue…anonymous

 



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Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Thank you for sharing the humour, TinkaSweets. Love and best wishes,

Regis
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Great Tinka
Most enjoyable Write
Love & peace

William
Reviewed by Jon Willey
hoot! -- got to love the irony here Tinka -- what a considerate husband! -- very funny -- peace and love my friend -- Jon Michael
Reviewed by Barbara Terry
OMG I would have killed him. LOL. My day is just starting Tinka and you have not only made me smile, you made me actually laugh. A good way to start a day. Cute, funny, and ohhhhhhh so true in some cases even here in the states. LOL. Thank you for sharing this delightful piece.

May the Lord Jesus be with you, and and those whom you love, and who love you, and may He be by your side always. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY WONDERFUL SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), your little sister, Barbie
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Cute write, Tinka and it's nice to see you post again.
Reviewed by jude forese
can certainly put one's teeth into this humor, Tinka ... keep smiling ;)
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
yeow! rotten bugger!
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Hmnnnnnn very interesting as the little guy on Rowan And Martins Laugh used to say...

fee
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
Hee, hee,hee, Tinka, and the Dentist are too high in America!
Love ya,
Ron
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
OWTCH. And now I know why I don't like dentists! LOL Thanks for sharing, and for the laughs, Tinka, nice seeing you again!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
hahahahaha,Tinka,I laughed out loud reading this gem!;-) Good to see you! You are missed!

Love,
Eileen
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
The dentist can charge alot, as it cost us like $500. to remove one lousy tooth, as I had to have triple the anesthesia because of my past drug usage making me kind of immune to it...LOL...I didn't feel a thing till I saw the bill...;-) Ed & Rufuz

(PS: good to see you, you HAVE been missed)
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
What's the name of the dentist, please?

Georg

PS: why took you so long to surface? ain't learned how to dive yet?
Welcome back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewed by D Johnson
OUCH! This takes putting a "bite" on someone to a whole new level. Funny write.

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)
Hi Tinka, Hey, A few months ago I had a tooth extracted and had noone to blame 'cept myself! Would have liked to blame someone though, eh? He better remain anonmymous, cuz I think the "wives" will be after him. LOL... thank you for sharing...

In Spirit,
Bear
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
ouch....lol..good to see you post Tinka!
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Funny.

~W~
Reviewed by Paul Berube
LOL Cute one.
Reviewed by Tuchy (Carl) Palmieri
Tinka this is great thanks for making me laugh and putting a smile on my face
All the best
Tuchy
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
LOL Too cute, Tinka, but you know I HATES dentists! *BRRRRR* Well done; enjoyed~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Was just wondering about you, thinking about you..... :)
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Brilliant, Indeed! I've gotta remember all this the next time my wife needs a Dentist!!
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