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  Like His Mother Used To Do
by Walt Hardester
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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A friend wrote this one.....Hillarious, no idea who it is about......Maybe

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard,
And very much unlike the ones,
His mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right,
He didn't like the stew.
I surely didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer,
I was looking for a clue.
Then I smacked the shit out of him...

Just like his mother used to do.

(c)2009 Valerie Jackson


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Reviewed by Ngandjui Wittus (Reader) 12/29/2009
It sound to me like in a Polygamous home. Where one woman ( fearless ) dies and leave her children behind. Valerie thanks. Its makes me rethinks if i want to still stay in roots with the old African tradition ONE MAN MORE WOMEN.
Love it
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 11/2/2009
Sounds like my kinda Mother! LOL Well done, Valerie, and thank you, Walt, for sharing this one. Made me laugh out loud!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Felix Perry 11/1/2009
LOL Love it...
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 11/1/2009
Time to do some smacking....thanks for the good advice!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Christine Alwin 11/1/2009
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 11/1/2009
Thanks for my Sunday dose of laugh!!!!


Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 10/31/2009
Cute one, Valerie; well done! (Walt, thanks for sharing her words with us; this is great!)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Susan de Vegter 10/31/2009
Mother always knows best. Hilarious write Walt. My mother always said,"go pick a switch". That's all I need say even today with my adult children.
Missed you.
Reviewed by Jon Willey 10/31/2009
an attitude adjustment of the proper quantity it would seem -- from a guy's perspective, not many women they meet in their lives, ever measure up to the standard of their mom -- peace and love my friend -- Jon Michael
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan 10/31/2009
too funny!
Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 10/31/2009
Walt this is great, made me laugh...Happy Halloween..going to the ball?
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V" aka Nyx, Goddess of Night
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader) 10/31/2009
I swear I was married to someone just like that. Didn't get to smack him but I understand the feelings. Thanks for sharing it. LadyJ
Reviewed by Eugene Williams 10/31/2009
I loved it Damn funny stuff and so true Eugene

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