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Ode to Vicodin
by Patrick A Granfors
Saturday, February 20, 2010
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My mom underwent successful cancer surgery and was given Vicodin afterwards, which, shall we say, improved her attitude. Inspired by Ed Matlack and Georg Mateos, to the tune of the Spiderman cartoon

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Vicodin Vicodin

Makes old ladies spidermen

Flying down the halls, climbing walls

Tormenting staff with false nurse calls

Oh yeah celebrate Vicodin

Vicodin grows you wings

You forget about all bad things

Physical therapist helps you stand

You tap dance on your bedpan

Oh yeah celebrate Vicodin

Vicodin patient’s choice

Helps release that inner voice

Visitors listening shake their head

Were it recorded playback you’d dread

Oh yeah gimme’ my Vicodin

Vicodin has run its course

Your soft voice is slightly hoarse

Stitches healing, on the mend

It hurts less now when you bend

Hey doc thanks for the Vicodin

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Reviewed by Chessly Nesci	8/8/2011

Just had kidney surgery and given hydrocodene. Maybe not the same but at least I can breathe through the pain. Cute poem my friend. :)




Reviewed by Ronald Hull	8/1/2011

A light take on a very serious subject. I haven't experienced Vicodin myself, but it sounds like one powerful drug. It appears to have multiple effects–some not so good. If it helps the people alive, I'm for it. Although it appears to be the kind of drug you should get off of it as soon as possible. Ron




Reviewed by Annabel Sheila	2/22/2010

This is hilarious! The imagery is a hoot! Very funny writing, Patrick. Thanks for the laughs. Anna




Reviewed by Mark Lichterman	2/21/2010

You sure those senior citizens ain't sniffin' coke, shootin' H" or suckin' on maryjane? Huh? Or maybe on some kind'a acid trip? Very friggin' funny!! Mark




Reviewed by Georg Mateos	2/21/2010

...and for those unruly patients and visitors, if swallowing Vicoding like popcorn doesn't work...well, you have always Valium suppositories at the end of a long stick! hahahahahahaha! (they come family size too!) Georg




Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson	2/21/2010

Vicodin can take one on far away trips it seems... I"ve heard its a good pain killer. ...M




Reviewed by Mr. Ed	2/21/2010

Wow - my two Ed brothers inspired you? Ma will be very proud!




Reviewed by pat medlin	2/20/2010

patrick.....now really...sounds like you've been visiting a few too many nursing homes




Reviewed by Ed Matlack	2/20/2010

Your a trip & on vicodin at the same time...ed




Reviewed by L. Figgins	2/20/2010

You had me in stitches, Pat. All together, now! Thanks for the giggles... Lin

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