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Permanently on Santa’s Naughty List…
by Ed Matlack
Friday, December 10, 2010
Rated "G" by the Author.
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I pick my nose & bite my nails,

I don’t eat my veggies,

I don’t drink what I’m told,

Figure I’m allowed as I’m getting old…


I forget often to brush my teeth,

I don’t get into Christmas,

My desire is not towards joy,

No matter what I have,

I will to no one bequeath…


I ignore my neighbors & sleep all day,

The hell with Christmas, so I’ve been very naughty,

Santa hasn’t visited me in about 10 years,

No chimney have I got & no roof space to land his sleigh,

Anyway for the most part he can’t come in,

As on that night of nights I usually get my best lay…

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 12/10/2010
Yep. Don't need Santa's bounty when you have the optimum mounty. Patrick
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 12/10/2010
Poor Ma - "Jersey still picks his nose??!"

Reviewed by Felix Perry 12/10/2010
Okay Ed, you just blew it, I had an ounce of Willie's best stash in my Santa sack to drop off to you but this trashing Santa was too much. LOL
Santa Fee
Reviewed by steve Chering 12/10/2010
do you what?...This is about the most unusual poem I've ever seen apart from my own crazy stuff. Maybe you're crazy too lol
I never would admit to the picking of the nose bit. So you've got one over on me there pal.
Well written Mac. You have a very gifted pen. Stop by sometime and see another part of
kind regards steve
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 12/10/2010
Well, that's about as real and honest as it gets, Ed. As always, I appreciate your wry sense of humor.

I know this fellow named Ed
I think he thinks Santa's dead
He's most disrespectful
And very neglectful
He leaves no milk and cookies by his bed

Love and peace and ho! ho! ho!


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