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5 lines on those little blue pills...
by Ed Matlack

Friday, October 21, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.
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That are supposed to make one hard,

Well they do sort of but not exactly,

For me I am quite totally hard,

But unfortunately I am hard,

In all the wrong places…J

 

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Reviewed by Frank Koerner 4/26/2012
Reading between your loins is quite hard.....
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 4/22/2012
LOL!!!
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 10/25/2011
Now would that be hard headed? Ex-lax hard? Hard up? Hardened arteries? Hard hearted? Hard of hearing? ;-0 p
Reviewed by Richard King 10/21/2011
They work better if there is a lady involved..... Or at least that's what I've heard. Dick
Reviewed by Paul Berube 10/21/2011
ooooooooooooook
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 10/21/2011
wrong pill...chill.!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Felix Perry 10/21/2011
Too much information...lol,
fee
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 10/21/2011
Sigh.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 10/21/2011
Giggle....you're toooo funny, Ed! Thanks for the chuckles....

Anna
Reviewed by William Bonilla 10/21/2011
So U say...... Kool Write
Peace Brother

William
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 10/21/2011
HO, HO, HO! At least you got Ma laughin this morning, and she says to stop wastin all your money on them pills and get her somethin nice for Christmas.



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