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  Tick Tack Toe
by Patrick A Granfors
Friday, June 22, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Circle gets the square.

I pulled a tick right off my leg

While I was on Vacation

It seems that they are plentiful

In that part of our nation


He weren’t too fat or bloated up

It is often that they are

And by the time you find them

They could fill a mason jar


This one didn’t even itch

Plus I got his head out too

For if you fail to do so

A big ole lump will form on you


With a smirk I squashed the thing

While I strolled across the floor

And stepped right on a thumb tack

Fallen out of a kitchen drawer


Naturally it was the big toe

The one that took the poke

I’m glad there were no witnesses

To the torrent of vocal smoke


So now I sport a bandaid

With just myself to blame

Unlike the Title’s Homonyms

Tick Tack Toe is not a game







Copyright © 2012 Patrick Granfors


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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Vocal smoke?!!! Giggle....sorry about your incident...but this was hilarious! Thanks for the giggles, Patrick...

Reviewed by Tom Hyland
PAT ...

PER PIC ... TAX ... HAVE IT !!!
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Great wordplay! This one I can read with barely a tick of the clock, it wasn't tacky, and it toed the line. I hope you can top that one next time…

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger
A smile for a cute poem to remember your vacation.
xoxox for your boo-boo's.

Lady Mary Ann
Reviewed by Richard King
Those damn vacations sure are dangerous, maybe you should switch to checkers. Dick
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Perhaps a Kiss (x) and Hug (0) to make it
better *Patrick*...
as that would be a win win situation!!!!

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Problem with human tick bites, my friend, is that they can cause Lyme disease and that is not a joke.
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Thanks for the laugh, Patrick. Well done.
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
cute..the tick then the tack in the toe..I like that
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
I hear they have a bounty on tick heads. Get enough of 'em in a quart jar might be some serious money. Thought I'd pass that along.
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